1
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(mysterious adventure music)

2
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(inspiring trumpet music)

3
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J' Always my pleasure J'

4
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J' To serve my lady J'

5
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J' Always my pleasure to serve J'

6
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J' Your slightest wishes J'

7
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J' My heart's desire J'

8
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J' One word from you sets my soul on fire J'

9
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J' Always my pleasure to serve my lady J'

10
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J' My love for you will not swerve J'

11
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J' For I only long to be by your side J'

12
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J' From morning til eventide. J'

13
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J' Here I go, there I go J'

14
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J' One face I see J'

15
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J' Smiling at rne J'

16
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Ilsittobef

17
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J' Twirling round, twirling round J'

18
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J' Haunting my brain J'

19
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J' Tell me, oh tell me J'

20
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J' It's not in vain J'

21
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J' If you will give me
your heart, my lady J'

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J' I'll train each sinew and nerve J'

23
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J' Morning and night just to say to you J'

24
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J' Always my pleasure to serve J'
- Heidi!

25
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- Are you Cockshute Towers?

26
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- Cockshute Towers, if you please.

27
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- All the same to me.

28
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(bike clattering)

29
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- [Polly] Heidi.

30
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- Pfft.

31
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Heidi, come 0n.

32
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(Heidi barking)

33
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" Oh!

34
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- Morning.

35
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" Oh!
" Oh!

36
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- Morning, Mrs. B.

37
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- Ah!
" Oh!

38
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(pans clattering)
Ruined!

39
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- You, Mrs. B, what a memory.

40
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- You stupid girl,

41
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what you want to go
screaming like that for?

42
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- Sorry Mrs. Burgess,

43
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somebody pinched my (screams).

44
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Rogers, you cheeky devil.

45
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- Will you just stop
cluttering up my kitchen

46
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and 'urry on upstairs.

47
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Mr. Hampt0n'll be waiting

48
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and you know how particular he is

49
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to have things just right at breakfast.

50
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Now come on, off with you, I said off!

51
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Go on, you two, off

52
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and Polly, you can give me
a hand with these trays.

53
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(Polly mumbles)

54
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(tray clattering)

55
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(dumbwaiter squeaking)

56
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(siren wailing)

57
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(whistle blowing)

58
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- Hampton here.

59
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- Mrs. Burgess here.

60
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- Ah, Mrs. Burgess, good morning.

61
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- [Mrs. Burgess] Breakfast on it way up.

62
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- Yes, thank you very much.

63
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(whistle blowing)

64
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(dumbwaiter creaking)

65
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(footsteps thundering)

66
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You're late, Rogers.

67
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- I beg your pardon, Mr. Hampton.

68
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- Maud.

69
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- Sorry Mr. Hampton.

70
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- So you should be.

71
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- Ah, Mimi.

72
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- Good morning, Monsieur Hampton.

73
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- Very nice, my dear, very nice.

74
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Are you sure you can manage that?

75
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- Oh, I'm used of carrying
heavy things, Monsieur Hampton.

76
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(chuckling)

77
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- Can you manage a paper, too?

78
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- Oh, just put it on
top, Monsieur Hampton.

79
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- Ha ha.

80
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Oh, what a place to have the times.

81
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(classical string music)

82
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(Lord Cockshute warbling)

83
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Good morning, milady!

84
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A beautiful day.

85
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The sun's in the sky,

86
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and Lord Cockshute is in his bath.

87
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- Oh, breakfast.

88
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I really feel like it this morning.

89
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- [Hampton] Good to start
the day on something hot.

90
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(silverware clattering)

91
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- I do agree.

92
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- A roll, perhaps?

93
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- Exactly, Hampton.

94
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Always my pleasure to serve, milady.

95
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(gentle string music)

96
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I've instructed the
staff t0 be less wasteful

97
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when polishing the floors
and furniture, milady.

98
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Our special preparation of linseed oil

99
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must be reserved

100
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for only the most delicate pieces.

101
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It is very important that
every area is covered.

102
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Each little crevice must be attended to

103
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using the fingers to rub
gently into the corners.

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I have instructed

105
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that all cushions be
shaken and plumped up.

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That the curtains should
be hung out and aired

107
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and all the carpets
well rushed and beaten.

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Running a place like this

109
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does need a strong hand
in the right place.

110
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- [Lady Cockshute] You're
so thoughtful, Hampton.

111
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- I try to keep the staff up to the mark.

112
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It's so difficult though,

113
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when one sets high standards.

114
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They are apt to fall just
when you want them to rise

115
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but I trust, milady,

116
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you will never have cause to complain

117
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of any lack of effort on my part.

118
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- [Lady Cockshute] Never, Hampton.

119
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(Lord Cockshute giggling)

120
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- Oh, milord.

121
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How you should expect I should help you

122
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when you always take off my (screams).

123
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(Mimi screaming)
(Lord Cockshute chuckling)

124
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Oh, milord.

125
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(chuckles saucily)

126
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Oh, you're so strong.

127
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You want to hurt Mimi, to cause hurt?

128
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- Oh, no, no, no,

129
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I mean yes, yes!

130
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Oh.
- Oh, please milord, not now.

131
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- When?

132
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- If you behave yourself,

133
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I shall come undress you tonight.

134
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- Oh, Jolly good.

135
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- See you later.
- Yes! (chuckles)

136
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Oh dear.

137
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Oh, tripes.

138
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Oh, where's the wife?

139
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- Sorry t0 bother you, my dear.

140
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Just can't find this stud.

141
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- Can't seem to,

142
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it always falls out

143
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just when I think I've got it in.

144
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- Oh I know.

145
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- Allow me, milord.

146
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- Oh, thank you, Hampton.

147
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- Nothing ever seems to go right

148
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when you're in a hurry.

149
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- You in a hurry, Randy,

150
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whatever for'?

151
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- Point with the lawyers, my dear.

152
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Oh, tiresome business,

153
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all about the estate.

154
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- There you are, milord.

155
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- Ah, thank you, Hampton.

156
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- See you at luncheon, my dear.

157
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- Hampton.

158
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(hooves clattering)

159
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- Gorgeous beast.

160
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- Ah, it's in perfect condition as always.

161
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- I believe you.

162
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- Well, it only needs the
right touch, you know.

163
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- Not many people have it, Rogers.

164
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You're fortunate.

165
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- Thank you, milady.

166
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- Ah, it's a regular piece of strapping.

167
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That works wonders.

168
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- You must show me how you do it, Rogers.

169
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Later.

170
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(hooves clattering)

171
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(footsteps clattering)

172
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- Your Lordship.

173
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Your Lordship?

174
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(liquids bubbling)

175
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Oh, sir, you've done it again.

176
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- Not quite.

177
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- I'm talking about your breakfast,

178
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you haven't touched a thing.

179
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Can I help yQu?

180
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- Yes, yes, my notes.

181
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Thanks.

182
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- Mrs. Burgess will be ever so upset

183
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if I take the tray back like this.

184
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You must eat something.

185
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- N0, I can't stop, Maud,

186
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I'm just getting t0 a vital part.

187
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- Look, why don't I give you your food

188
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while you go on working?

189
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- Thanks, Maud,

190
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you're a good girl

191
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- With you, how can I be anything else?

192
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- Funny stuff, this cow chew.

193
00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:07,084
- It's kedgeree, actually.

194
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- What?
- Your breakfast, kedgeree.

195
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Mrs. Burgess special.

196
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- I was referring t0 this.

197
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It's gotta be caught at
just the right temperature.

198
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I tell you, it's a
little discovery of mine,

199
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this India rubber solution in here,

200
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I found that by adding
minute amounts of acids,

201
00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:25,751
you can stretch it until it's so fine

202
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you can hardly feel it.

203
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- Good heavens.

204
00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:30,459
Well, what's it for?

205
00:10:30,459 --> 00:10:31,543
- Well, even though it's so fine,

206
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,209
it's completely waterproof

207
00:10:33,209 --> 00:10:36,334
so you see, it will be
invaluable as a cover for--

208
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<i>' Yes?</i>

209
00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:39,918
- I really shouldn't be
talking to you like this.

210
00:10:39,918 --> 00:10:40,876
- Well stand up then,

211
00:10:40,876 --> 00:10:43,543
otherwise your epiglottis
will have a seizure.

212
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,793
- It's something I'm
making for Lady Cockshute,

213
00:10:45,793 --> 00:10:46,751
it's a secret.

214
00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:48,376
Now you mustn't breathe
a word of this to anyone,

215
00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:49,501
you understand?

216
00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:52,876
- Oh yes, your Lordship, I promise.

217
00:10:52,876 --> 00:10:55,626
(water sloshing)

218
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- You all right down
there, Master Peregrine?

219
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,418
- Yes thank you, Mellons.

220
00:11:11,418 --> 00:11:14,168
(water bubbling)

221
00:11:18,501 --> 00:11:19,834
- Oh.
-Ah!

222
00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,168
(Rogers chuckling)

223
00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:22,751
- Right, come here.

224
00:11:27,126 --> 00:11:27,959
- Oh.
-Ah!

225
00:11:29,126 --> 00:11:29,959
" Oh!

226
00:11:32,209 --> 00:11:34,459
(giggling)

227
00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:38,626
If you stop struggling,

228
00:11:38,626 --> 00:11:39,751
I'll show you a thing or two.

229
00:11:39,751 --> 00:11:40,834
- [Maud] If I stop struggling,

230
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,209
I can show you a thing--

231
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- [Rogers] om

232
00:11:43,918 --> 00:11:45,084
- [Maud] Oh, Rogers.

233
00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:46,793
- [Rogers] Here, what was that?

234
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,626
What's that?

235
00:11:47,626 --> 00:11:48,876
- [Maud] Oh, Rogers.

236
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Oh you rotten thing, you (screams).

237
00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:53,584
- [Rogers] And what have we here?

238
00:11:53,584 --> 00:11:55,293
- Rogers, give me back my blouse,

239
00:11:55,293 --> 00:11:57,459
what are you doing, you're
taking all my clothes off.

240
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(screams)

241
00:11:58,293 --> 00:12:00,501
R0gers!

242
00:12:01,501 --> 00:12:02,334
Oh.

243
00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:05,251
Rogers.

244
00:12:05,251 --> 00:12:08,168
(Rogers chuckling)

245
00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,584
- Oh hello, Mr. Hampton.

246
00:12:11,584 --> 00:12:14,584
I was just getting some
hay for bedding down.

247
00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:15,668
- Quite so.

248
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,751
Far be it from me to interrupt
your labours, Rogers,

249
00:12:18,751 --> 00:12:20,376
but I do have a urgent errand.

250
00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:21,376
- Oh yeah.

251
00:12:21,376 --> 00:12:23,001
- Would you care to take a ride?

252
00:12:23,001 --> 00:12:23,876
- Well, certainly, I was just about--

253
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- To the village?

254
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:27,334
- Oh yeah, very well, Mr. Hampton.

255
00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:29,459
- I want this sent off by telegraph.

256
00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:30,709
His L0rdship's last farthing

257
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on the two o'clock at Newmarkets.

258
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,751
- Right you are, Mr. Hampton.

259
00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:39,668
Now, we only got five minutes, girl.

260
00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:40,959
Great.

261
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,668
- Wonder if his Lordship's got a good tip?

262
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:44,334
- Oh no, he hasn't.

263
00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:46,043
- I mean inside information.

264
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- So dol.

265
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- You know, you know
Hampton's a better punter.

266
00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:53,001
He does pretty well with the
horses, does 0l' Hampton.

267
00:12:53,001 --> 00:12:55,626
- I was once raped on a
racecourse by the wardens--

268
00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:56,584
- [Rogers] Yoink!

269
00:12:56,584 --> 00:13:00,459
(triumphant jolly music)
(ecstatic screams)

270
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:03,043
(hay rustling)

271
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,751
- [Rogers] You don't
really mean that, do you?

272
00:13:23,751 --> 00:13:25,084
- [Maud] Well...

273
00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:55,043
- [Peregrine] Come in, stepmater.

274
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,543
- Perry, darling, I
really am most flattered

275
00:13:57,543 --> 00:14:00,501
being allowed into your private sanctum.

276
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,709
Sometime I must let you into mine.

277
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,626
- It is rather exciting, isn't it?

278
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:05,459
- [Lord Cockshute] Yes.

279
00:14:05,459 --> 00:14:06,584
- It's all for you.

280
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,751
- Yes, Perry.

281
00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:09,584
- Well, you know how I
feel about you, mater?

282
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:10,501
- Tell me.

283
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,084
- Well, you've always
been so kind and loving

284
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:14,168
just like a real mother.

285
00:14:14,168 --> 00:14:16,918
- Oh, I could never be that.

286
00:14:16,918 --> 00:14:18,751
- So I've been carrying
out a little exercise

287
00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:19,918
down here by myself.

288
00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:23,793
- Oh, you shouldn't do
that, it makes you deaf.

289
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,793
I've got a surprise, quite a big one.

290
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:28,418
- Don't tell me, let me
find out the hard way.

291
00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:29,668
- All right, close your eyes.

292
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,126
- Oh, can't I look?

293
00:14:31,126 --> 00:14:33,209
- N0, I'll tell you when.

294
00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:36,918
- Oh don't, I get so
frightened in the dark.

295
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,126
- Please stop, step mater, no.

296
00:14:39,126 --> 00:14:40,459
This is the way.

297
00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,001
Let me show you.

298
00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:45,876
Feel that.

299
00:14:51,293 --> 00:14:52,126
- Perry.

300
00:14:55,876 --> 00:14:56,709
Oh, Perry.

301
00:14:58,043 --> 00:14:59,376
- What d0 think?

302
00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:01,751
- I'm speechless.

303
00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:03,834
I don't know what t0 say.

304
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:08,001
So that's what you've been
working at all the time?

305
00:15:08,001 --> 00:15:09,501
- These sheaths'll protect your plants

306
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:10,876
from rain, hail, or snow.

307
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:13,668
N0 worries when it comes
to the flower show, mater.

308
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:15,668
- And you've been doing all this for me?

309
00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:18,209
You are a darling, Perry.

310
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,126
You deserve a big kiss.

311
00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:25,084
- These sheaths have been
made so light and elastic

312
00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:26,959
that they'll grow with
the stretch of the plant.

313
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,251
- How clever.

314
00:15:28,251 --> 00:15:31,876
- The only trouble is that I
can't demonstrate that quickly.

315
00:15:31,876 --> 00:15:36,209
- N0, you really need something
you can experiment with,

316
00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:39,001
something that expands itself.

317
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:40,293
- Mater, you're marvellous,

318
00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:41,668
I've just got the very thing.

319
00:15:41,668 --> 00:15:42,501
- You have?

320
00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:44,834
- Yes, it grows from six
inches to 12 just like that.

321
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:45,834
" Oh!

322
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:48,668
- I'll show you, hang on a minute.

323
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:51,918
Mater.

324
00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:56,751
This is what you were
thinking of, isn't it?

325
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,584
- Of course, dear, what else?

326
00:16:04,084 --> 00:16:06,418
- Excellent brew of yours, Hampton.

327
00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:08,543
- [Hampton] Glad you like it, milord.

328
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:11,334
- Yes, help yourself, old fella.

329
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:13,001
- Thank you, milord.

330
00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:15,876
May one venture to inquire

331
00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,418
as t0 what has cast your Lordship

332
00:16:17,418 --> 00:16:19,668
into this slough of despont?

333
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:21,168
We're not broke yet.

334
00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:22,001
- Snotty.

335
00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:24,418
- Snotty, milord?

336
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,043
- Yes, you know, used
to live in the village,

337
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,584
father kept the shop.

338
00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:28,918
Confounded fella.

339
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,376
What everyone wanted, he didn't have.

340
00:16:30,376 --> 00:16:32,084
- Ah, Snotty Shuttleworth.

341
00:16:32,084 --> 00:16:33,084
- That's the fella.

342
00:16:33,084 --> 00:16:35,251
Went away, made a fortune.

343
00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:36,209
Well, he's back.

344
00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:37,834
- I had heard, milord

345
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:42,834
but I don't think we should
let it upset our equilibrium.

346
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:45,584
- [Lord Cockshute] You don't
know what game he's playing.

347
00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:47,251
- I have a pretty good idea.

348
00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:49,251
- Question is, will he or won't he.

349
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:50,959
- I should think there's
very little doubt.

350
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,334
- Oh dear, what should we do,

351
00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:54,251
where should we all go?

352
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:56,709
- G0, milord?

353
00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:59,626
- Yes, when Snotty chucks
us out of Cockshute Towers.

354
00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:01,876
I've been trying to
explain to you, Hampton.

355
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,668
You shouldn't drink brandy
in the morning, you know,

356
00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:04,959
dulls your brain.

357
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:06,709
- Oh, I do beg pardon, milord.

358
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,126
If you just explain.

359
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,834
- Yeah, well getting down t0 bare facts.

360
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:10,668
- Yes, milord?

361
00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:11,793
- He's taken over the mortgage

362
00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:13,334
and all our family debts

363
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:14,959
and you know they amount
t0 a considerable sum.

364
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,543
- I begin to comprehend.

365
00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:18,334
You mean he's issued a ultimatum?

366
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:21,126
- Yeah, now we're getting
to the crux of the matter.

367
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:22,126
- [Hampton] The crux indeed.

368
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:23,001
- One month to pay.

369
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,543
One month or we're out!

370
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,043
He's always fancied himself
as lord of the manor.

371
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:30,043
Oh, it's too ghastly to contemplate.

372
00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:31,793
- Intolerable.

373
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:32,626
- [Lord Cockshute]
Someb0dy's got a bit out.

374
00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:34,251
- [Hampton] It fancy just is.

375
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:36,709
- [Lord Cockshute] What's that?

376
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:37,543
- Thought of Cockshute

377
00:17:37,543 --> 00:17:40,043
in the hands of that little upstart.

378
00:17:40,043 --> 00:17:42,709
Have no fears, milord, we shall contrive.

379
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:45,251
- Hampton, you're a great comfort to me.

380
00:17:45,251 --> 00:17:48,501
- My pleasure to serve, milord.

381
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:52,251
Ah, funny to think of Snotty being back.

382
00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:55,209
D0 you remember the day we
dumped him in the goldfish pond?

383
00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:57,376
- He caught us smoking in the shrubbery.

384
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,626
- Threatened to sneak to
our respective fathers.

385
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:01,876
- Little beggar was peeping
at us through the bushes.

386
00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:02,834
(both chuckling)

387
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,501
(ragtime music)

388
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:11,126
- [Snotty] Ah, lwas
waiting for you, Lady Kitty.

389
00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:12,834
- [Lady Kitty] You
frightened Ramrod to death.

390
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:13,959
- Allow me to apologise.

391
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,376
You're not even allowed here at all--

392
00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:16,209
- Now don't--
- Get out of my way!

393
00:18:16,209 --> 00:18:17,376
- You take that high
tone with me, my girl,

394
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:19,418
my word with you, hearing
what's in the wind,

395
00:18:19,418 --> 00:18:21,168
you'll be down on your knees to me.

396
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,834
- [Lady Kitty] You mean on your level.

397
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:23,668
- Ah, ah!

398
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:26,418
(spring bonging)

399
00:18:27,876 --> 00:18:32,876
(cockerel crowing)
(playful string music)

400
00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:52,168
J' Shoulder t0 shoulder J'

401
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:56,293
J' Through thick and thin J'

402
00:18:56,293 --> 00:19:00,334
J' We'll fight together or life may bring J'

403
00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:02,418
J' Someone to stand with J'

404
00:19:02,418 --> 00:19:04,584
J' Right to the end J'

405
00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:08,251
J' My good friend J'

406
00:19:08,251 --> 00:19:10,751
J' We've been together since-- J'

407
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:12,251
- Hello?
J' Boys J'

408
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:15,168
J' Sharing our games-- J'
(armour clanging)

409
00:19:15,168 --> 00:19:16,001
- Hello?

410
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:17,543
(armour clattering)

411
00:19:17,543 --> 00:19:21,251
J' Young soldiers off to the war J'

412
00:19:21,251 --> 00:19:26,043
J' Long summer evenings,
girls by the score J'

413
00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:27,001
- Hello?

414
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,043
J' Shoulder t0 shoulder J'

415
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:30,251
J' Through thick and thin J'

416
00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:32,918
J' Fighting together for life-- J'

417
00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:33,751
- Hello?

418
00:19:34,668 --> 00:19:35,501
Hello?

419
00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:38,709
J' Stand with right to the end J'

420
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:41,709
J' My good friend J'

421
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:44,959
(cheerful piano music)

422
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,793
- Where's the door, Hampton?

423
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:50,376
- This way, milord.

424
00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:52,459
If you'll just follow me.

425
00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:58,834
(spring bonging)

426
00:19:58,834 --> 00:19:59,918
- Blaggard!

427
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,418
Have at you.

428
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,043
- Excuse me, but could I have a--

429
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:08,334
- Just let me get at you, sir.

430
00:20:08,334 --> 00:20:09,584
- [Snotty] He's nothing but--

431
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,168
- And stand still, you bounderlap.

432
00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:14,043
Snotty, come here at once.

433
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:16,918
(Heidi barking)

434
00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:20,959
- [Snotty] Oh, papa's
gone stark raving loony.

435
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:24,626
- Come back you card,
come back, sir I say.

436
00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:26,959
Gotcha, take that and that.

437
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:27,793
- [Snotty] I'm off again.

438
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:28,709
- [Lord Cockshute] Come
back here, you codger.

439
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:31,084
- [Mimi] Monsieur, please, please,

440
00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:33,584
you must put it up, I beg of you.

441
00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:34,459
- [Lord Cockshute] Ah, good morning.

442
00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:36,459
- [Mimi] Oh, Monsieur--

443
00:20:36,459 --> 00:20:38,626
- [Lord Cockshute] Have at you.

444
00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:40,209
- [Snotty] Hiding behind a woman.

445
00:20:40,209 --> 00:20:41,209
- [Mimi] Qh!

446
00:20:42,626 --> 00:20:43,459
Oh!

447
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,626
- [Snotty] Excuse me, it's
actually embarrassing, this.

448
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:48,626
- [Mimi] Qh!

449
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,376
- [Lord Cockshute] You beggar.

450
00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:54,376
- [Mimi] Qh!

451
00:20:58,918 --> 00:20:59,834
Oh, milord.

452
00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:01,876
<i>'</i> [STIOfiy] Ha ha.

453
00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:04,168
- [Hampton] Reinforcements,
reinforcements.

454
00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:05,501
- Reinforcements, by jove.

455
00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:06,334
Hampton, come on.

456
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,126
- Reinforcements.

457
00:21:08,126 --> 00:21:10,084
Reinforcements have arrived, milord.

458
00:21:10,084 --> 00:21:11,709
- After him, Hampton.

459
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:14,293
(tape winding)

460
00:21:24,168 --> 00:21:26,751
(Mimi moaning)

461
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:30,584
- [Snotty] Put me down at once my word,

462
00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:31,876
you're gonna be sorry for this.

463
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:33,793
- You're the one who's going to be sorry.

464
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,584
Strewth, when I'm head
of Cockshute Towers,

465
00:21:35,584 --> 00:21:38,001
you will treat me somewhat
differently, Hampton.

466
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:39,418
- [Hampton] Mr. Hampton, if you please.

467
00:21:39,418 --> 00:21:41,501
If that day happens, I very much doubt

468
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:44,751
you can do what you ruddy well like.

469
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:48,168
(Snotty stuttering)

470
00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:49,168
There we go.

471
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:53,959
- [Snotty] Flaming sharks.

472
00:21:56,126 --> 00:21:58,959
I'll get you for this, Hampton.

473
00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:02,126
(solemn string music)

474
00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:07,209
- Didn't you like my dress?

475
00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:08,293
- It's beautiful, yes?

476
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:10,084
- But why do you keep taking it off?

477
00:22:10,084 --> 00:22:11,668
- Because I like what's underneath better.

478
00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:13,001
Oh, Mimi, Mimi.

479
00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:14,626
Mimi, I'll buy you lots
of dresses, my dear,

480
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,543
I'll buy you them with
necklines getting lower

481
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,501
and hemlines getting higher.

482
00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:20,209
Oh, I know it's all going to end my dear

483
00:22:20,209 --> 00:22:22,209
but I just hope I'm there when it happens.

484
00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:23,543
Oh (chuckles).

485
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:27,043
- Milord.
(Cockshute chuckles)

486
00:22:27,043 --> 00:22:29,626
(elastic pinging)

487
00:22:29,626 --> 00:22:32,209
(knocking)

488
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:33,918
- Hampt--

489
00:22:33,918 --> 00:22:36,293
(spring bonging)

490
00:22:36,293 --> 00:22:37,376
- I'm sorry to interrupt you

491
00:22:37,376 --> 00:22:39,209
while you're dressing, milord

492
00:22:39,209 --> 00:22:40,876
but I thought I'd better
remind you of the time.

493
00:22:40,876 --> 00:22:42,876
- Oh, what on earth
for, oh really, Hampton?

494
00:22:42,876 --> 00:22:43,751
- Begging your pardon, milord

495
00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:46,168
but you called a family
conference for 6:30.

496
00:22:46,168 --> 00:22:47,793
- Oh yes, so I did, oh,
I'd quite forgotten.

497
00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:48,793
- Quite so, milord.

498
00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:51,126
- Oh yes, I suppose I
better break the bad news.

499
00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:53,084
The sooner I get it over with, the better.

500
00:22:53,084 --> 00:22:54,459
- If I may suggest, milord,

501
00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:57,209
it is a little late in
the day for sunbathing.

502
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,793
- Oh, 0h dear, yes.

503
00:23:01,668 --> 00:23:05,084
- You can rely on me to
finish it off here, milord.

504
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,668
- Monsieur Hampton.

505
00:23:07,584 --> 00:23:10,334
- Hampton, I've been thinking.

506
00:23:10,334 --> 00:23:11,168
- Really, milord?

507
00:23:11,168 --> 00:23:12,959
- Yes, this conference,
you should be there.

508
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:14,001
- If you say so, milord.

509
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,251
- Oh I do, I do.

510
00:23:15,251 --> 00:23:17,501
- Yes, s0me0ne's got to
come up with an idea.

511
00:23:17,501 --> 00:23:21,834
- Oh, I'm sure you both
will come up with something.

512
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,043
Ah, zut alors!

513
00:23:25,043 --> 00:23:27,709
(spring bonging)

514
00:23:27,709 --> 00:23:29,418
- Oh Rogers, do give over.

515
00:23:29,418 --> 00:23:30,751
- Why?

516
00:23:30,751 --> 00:23:32,293
You like it, don't you?

517
00:23:32,293 --> 00:23:34,251
- Well I've got me work to do.

518
00:23:34,251 --> 00:23:35,959
- Well, you just carry on.

519
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:38,626
- Oh.
- And I'll just carry on.

520
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,543
- Honestly, don't you ever
think of anything else

521
00:23:40,543 --> 00:23:42,293
but making love t0 girls?

522
00:23:42,293 --> 00:23:43,543
- Well, course I do.

523
00:23:43,543 --> 00:23:44,834
- [Polly] What?

524
00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:45,668
- Girls making love t0 me.

525
00:23:45,668 --> 00:23:49,043
- [Polly] Ah, (moans).

526
00:23:49,043 --> 00:23:51,418
- [Roger] Oh, oh yeah.

527
00:23:51,418 --> 00:23:54,334
(ecstatic moaning)

528
00:24:02,334 --> 00:24:04,168
- [Polly] Here, s0me0ne's coming.

529
00:24:04,168 --> 00:24:05,334
- [Rogers] om

530
00:24:06,251 --> 00:24:07,334
- Come in, everyone.

531
00:24:07,334 --> 00:24:09,126
Come in and sit down.

532
00:24:09,126 --> 00:24:10,043
Sit, Heidi.

533
00:24:12,793 --> 00:24:14,043
The situation's very delicate,

534
00:24:14,043 --> 00:24:15,876
I don't know which way to turn.

535
00:24:15,876 --> 00:24:18,168
- [Kitty] Papa, what
is all this fuss about?

536
00:24:18,168 --> 00:24:19,501
- [Peregrine] I hope
it won't take too long,

537
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,626
I've left my bunsens burning.

538
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:23,126
- [Lord Cockshute] Well,
you see, it's about,

539
00:24:23,126 --> 00:24:24,709
Hampton, how would you explain it?

540
00:24:24,709 --> 00:24:26,501
- Oh, there's no getting away from it.

541
00:24:26,501 --> 00:24:28,293
We're in a tight squeeze.

542
00:24:28,293 --> 00:24:31,001
- If I understand you correctly, milord,

543
00:24:31,001 --> 00:24:32,501
unless you find somewhere in the region

544
00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:34,459
of 100,000 pounds,

545
00:24:34,459 --> 00:24:37,626
we are all going t0 be out on our (moans).

546
00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:39,834
- [Lord Cockshute] I'm afraid
that is the position, my dear.

547
00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:41,376
- If that's all, pater,

548
00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:44,043
do you mind if I return to the laboratory?

549
00:24:44,043 --> 00:24:46,043
I have a quick test to
finish before dinner.

550
00:24:46,043 --> 00:24:47,918
- Peregrine, I despair of you.

551
00:24:47,918 --> 00:24:49,251
Haven't you got anything
better t0 do with your time

552
00:24:49,251 --> 00:24:51,126
instead of fiddling about down there?

553
00:24:51,126 --> 00:24:54,043
- Randy, I don't think you
should be so hard on Perry.

554
00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:56,209
I mean, it's not like drinking or gambling

555
00:24:56,209 --> 00:24:59,334
like so many young men these days.

556
00:24:59,334 --> 00:25:01,543
- Nonsense, rubber sheaths indeed.

557
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,126
They'll never catch on.

558
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:05,126
- Oh, let's keep to the point, papa.

559
00:25:05,126 --> 00:25:06,876
What are we going to do?

560
00:25:06,876 --> 00:25:08,293
- Wish I knew, Kitty.

561
00:25:08,293 --> 00:25:09,959
- [Peregrine] What
about the family jewels?

562
00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:11,793
- [Kitty] Yes, couldn't we sell them?

563
00:25:11,793 --> 00:25:12,626
- [Lord Cockshute] Yes, I'm afraid

564
00:25:12,626 --> 00:25:13,876
they don't amount to much.

565
00:25:13,876 --> 00:25:15,668
- [Lady Cockshute] It's quite right,

566
00:25:15,668 --> 00:25:17,251
they're all a sham.

567
00:25:20,001 --> 00:25:21,543
- Pater!

568
00:25:21,543 --> 00:25:24,501
- Sold them some time ago,

569
00:25:24,501 --> 00:25:27,376
temporary embarrassment, you know.

570
00:25:27,376 --> 00:25:28,459
The glories of our past

571
00:25:28,459 --> 00:25:29,626
are now paste.

572
00:25:30,876 --> 00:25:32,834
- [Lady Cockshute]
Hampton will find a way.

573
00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:34,168
- [Hampton] If you want me, madam,

574
00:25:34,168 --> 00:25:36,918
I shall always be there, somehow.

575
00:25:38,168 --> 00:25:40,251
- Oh, what a man you are.

576
00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:45,043
- There is the old solution

577
00:25:46,043 --> 00:25:48,626
of advantageous marriage.

578
00:25:48,626 --> 00:25:50,168
- Of course!

579
00:25:50,168 --> 00:25:51,918
Kitty should marry Shuttleworth,

580
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,709
the estate will stay in the family

581
00:25:53,709 --> 00:25:55,293
and nothing will change.

582
00:25:55,293 --> 00:25:56,584
- Oh yes it does!

583
00:25:56,584 --> 00:25:57,418
Me!

584
00:25:57,418 --> 00:25:58,751
Why should I be the sacrifice?

585
00:25:58,751 --> 00:25:59,793
Why not Perry?

586
00:25:59,793 --> 00:26:01,459
- Well I can't marry him, really.

587
00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:03,626
- Oh don't be so silly.

588
00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:04,834
- I don't want to.

589
00:26:04,834 --> 00:26:06,793
- And I don't want to marry Shuttleworth.

590
00:26:06,793 --> 00:26:07,626
I wouldn't marry him

591
00:26:07,626 --> 00:26:08,876
if he was the last man on earth.

592
00:26:08,876 --> 00:26:09,876
I won't do it.

593
00:26:09,876 --> 00:26:11,626
I won't, I won't, I won't.

594
00:26:11,626 --> 00:26:13,709
I'd rather marry Hampton.

595
00:26:16,834 --> 00:26:18,251
Yes, much rather.

596
00:26:19,543 --> 00:26:20,834
- Thank you, Lady Kitty,

597
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:22,876
I'm very flattered.

598
00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:23,709
- [Lord Cockshute] Well,

599
00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:26,126
seems like you're our last chance, Perry.

600
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,459
Glad that's all settled, then.

601
00:26:27,459 --> 00:26:28,293
- [Peregrine] I can't.

602
00:26:28,293 --> 00:26:30,418
I mean, I don't know an heiress.

603
00:26:30,418 --> 00:26:34,084
- N0 silly, but I do, Betsy Ann Dureneck.

604
00:26:34,084 --> 00:26:36,084
She was at Lucerene with me, remember?

605
00:26:36,084 --> 00:26:38,501
Her father's one of those
American millionaires

606
00:26:38,501 --> 00:26:40,418
absolutely reeking of money.

607
00:26:40,418 --> 00:26:41,709
- How unfortunate.

608
00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:44,001
- He's an oil in a big way.

609
00:26:44,001 --> 00:26:45,668
- So, sardines.

610
00:26:45,668 --> 00:26:47,001
- They're ever so rich,

611
00:26:47,001 --> 00:26:49,709
dozens of oil wells you'd never believe.

612
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:50,543
- Well, I must say,

613
00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:52,084
he does sound quite interesting.

614
00:26:52,084 --> 00:26:54,376
- [Kitty] They're coming
over here for the season.

615
00:26:54,376 --> 00:26:56,876
- [Lady Cockshute] Bring
them down for the weekend.

616
00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:57,834
- [Lord Cockshute] Splendid.

617
00:26:57,834 --> 00:26:59,959
- Oh, don't look so miserable, Perry.

618
00:26:59,959 --> 00:27:01,918
Just think, with all that money,

619
00:27:01,918 --> 00:27:05,168
you'll be able to afford new equipment.

620
00:27:08,876 --> 00:27:12,543
- I suppose that's one
way of looking at it.

621
00:27:15,251 --> 00:27:16,418
- [Lady Cockshute] I must say,
this meeting has turned out

622
00:27:16,418 --> 00:27:18,209
much better than I expected.

623
00:27:18,209 --> 00:27:19,376
- One small thing.

624
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:20,668
- Don't worry about it, Randy,

625
00:27:20,668 --> 00:27:21,834
it's not your fault.

626
00:27:21,834 --> 00:27:24,168
- It'll cost a lot of money
t0 entertain the Durenecks.

627
00:27:24,168 --> 00:27:26,209
- They're accustomed to
the best of everything.

628
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:28,501
- Ah, then they must have it.

629
00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:31,001
Allow me to take the responsibility.

630
00:27:31,001 --> 00:27:33,709
I'm sure I speak for the staff.

631
00:27:33,709 --> 00:27:35,709
They're all behind you.

632
00:27:35,709 --> 00:27:37,293
- Oh, milord.
- Oh!

633
00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:41,501
(groans of pleasure)

634
00:27:41,501 --> 00:27:46,334
(Heidi barking)
(cat mewling)

635
00:27:46,334 --> 00:27:49,001
(Playful music)

636
00:27:55,334 --> 00:27:57,584
- I suggest we all adjourn.

637
00:27:58,626 --> 00:27:59,709
So, brothers

638
00:28:01,126 --> 00:28:02,793
that is the situation

639
00:28:02,793 --> 00:28:05,043
and I took it upon myself to say

640
00:28:05,043 --> 00:28:07,001
that we would support the family

641
00:28:07,001 --> 00:28:08,501
in its hour of need.

642
00:28:08,501 --> 00:28:10,376
- Why does he keep
saying he's our brother?

643
00:28:10,376 --> 00:28:11,918
- Well if he is, he better
watch out for the law.

644
00:28:11,918 --> 00:28:12,751
- Why?

645
00:28:12,751 --> 00:28:13,584
- It's illegal.

646
00:28:13,584 --> 00:28:14,876
- What?
-Incest

647
00:28:14,876 --> 00:28:15,709
- What's that?

648
00:28:15,709 --> 00:28:17,501
- Something all the family can enjoy.

649
00:28:17,501 --> 00:28:18,876
- Order, order!

650
00:28:18,876 --> 00:28:20,626
- Had you a point to make, brother?

651
00:28:20,626 --> 00:28:23,543
- N0, brother, no, I agree with you.

652
00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:25,209
- I'm sure the family will appreciate

653
00:28:25,209 --> 00:28:27,168
that we have rallied to the cause.

654
00:28:27,168 --> 00:28:28,918
- Now we've all got good jobs here

655
00:28:28,918 --> 00:28:30,751
and I wouldn't want to lose my position.

656
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,209
- How many have you had, Mrs. B?

657
00:28:32,209 --> 00:28:33,418
- 69.

658
00:28:33,418 --> 00:28:34,876
- Ah, then you've got to face it.

659
00:28:34,876 --> 00:28:35,709
- What?

660
00:28:35,709 --> 00:28:37,501
- That you're 0n to a
very comfortable wicket.

661
00:28:37,501 --> 00:28:38,751
Don't spoil it.

662
00:28:39,876 --> 00:28:41,668
- So what do you want
from us, Monsieur Hampton.

663
00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:43,751
- [Both] Yes, what do you
want from us, Mr. Hampton?

664
00:28:43,751 --> 00:28:46,209
- Yes, well I thought if we all
contributed one week's wages

665
00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:47,959
that should take care of the food.

666
00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:50,543
I shall make myself responsible
for the liquid refreshment.

667
00:28:50,543 --> 00:28:52,543
- Ah, well you've been
doing that for long enough.

668
00:28:52,543 --> 00:28:56,084
- Mellons, I shall rely
on you to see to the game.

669
00:28:56,084 --> 00:28:57,543
- Ah, now there's another thing,

670
00:28:57,543 --> 00:28:58,376
there i'n't any.

671
00:28:58,376 --> 00:28:59,209
- What?

672
00:28:59,209 --> 00:29:00,959
- He's shot it all, ha'n't he?

673
00:29:00,959 --> 00:29:01,834
- Come on, Mellons,

674
00:29:01,834 --> 00:29:03,501
you're an ingenious fellow.

675
00:29:03,501 --> 00:29:05,209
Well stocked over at Brampton Hall.

676
00:29:05,209 --> 00:29:07,001
- Here, are you telling
him to go poaching?

677
00:29:07,001 --> 00:29:08,334
- Yes.

678
00:29:08,334 --> 00:29:10,334
- Can't we put the matter
t0 a vote, Mr. Hampton?

679
00:29:10,334 --> 00:29:11,918
- Certainly, Mrs. Burgess.

680
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:13,168
All those in favour.

681
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,626
" [AH] Aye!

682
00:29:14,626 --> 00:29:15,751
(belches)

683
00:29:15,751 --> 00:29:17,084
- Then it only remains for me

684
00:29:17,084 --> 00:29:18,501
t0 call the meeting to a close.

685
00:29:18,501 --> 00:29:20,626
I shall rely on you all to do your bit.

686
00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:23,626
- I only wish we could be sure
young Peregrine will do his.

687
00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:24,834
He don't know, does he?

688
00:29:24,834 --> 00:29:27,709
- That thought had already
occurred t0 us, Mellons.

689
00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:31,459
I understand her ladyship is
taking the matter in hand.

690
00:29:31,459 --> 00:29:34,209
(Archie snoring)

691
00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:37,959
- Ah, Perry, isn't it a lovely day today?

692
00:29:37,959 --> 00:29:40,334
The birds are singing,
the bees are buzzing.

693
00:29:40,334 --> 00:29:43,584
Birds, bees, does that
remind you of anything?

694
00:29:43,584 --> 00:29:44,459
- Honey.

695
00:29:44,459 --> 00:29:46,584
- Darling.
- Pardon?

696
00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:48,168
- And spring and the sap rising

697
00:29:48,168 --> 00:29:49,668
and all that sort of thing.

698
00:29:49,668 --> 00:29:50,959
You know, it's at a time like this

699
00:29:50,959 --> 00:29:52,334
that a young man's fancy

700
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:55,376
turns lightly to thoughts of love.

701
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:57,876
Have you ever thought about love, Perry?

702
00:29:57,876 --> 00:30:00,001
- I don't go in for that
sort of thing myself.

703
00:30:00,001 --> 00:30:02,168
- Well then it's time
you thought about life.

704
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:04,001
- I'm quite happy as I am, mater.

705
00:30:04,001 --> 00:30:06,751
- How can you know about
love until you try, dear boy.

706
00:30:06,751 --> 00:30:10,793
How do you know what
goes on in woman's heart?

707
00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:12,709
Can you feel how it beats?

708
00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:15,251
(heart thumping)

709
00:30:15,251 --> 00:30:16,918
- 72 times a minute.

710
00:30:16,918 --> 00:30:17,918
- Oh, Perry.

711
00:30:19,001 --> 00:30:22,501
Sometimes I really
think you're too clever.

712
00:30:22,501 --> 00:30:25,501
- I don't want to upset
you, mater, honestly.

713
00:30:25,501 --> 00:30:27,709
- Then try to understand
how difficult it is

714
00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:29,834
for me to talk you like this.

715
00:30:29,834 --> 00:30:32,751
I mean, now that you're grown up,

716
00:30:32,751 --> 00:30:34,251
a man, really,

717
00:30:34,251 --> 00:30:37,209
well we must speak
about the facts of life.

718
00:30:37,209 --> 00:30:40,126
- Oh, I've always been
interested in nature.

719
00:30:40,126 --> 00:30:41,126
- So have I.

720
00:30:41,126 --> 00:30:43,418
- It's wonderful when you think
that little bits of pollen

721
00:30:43,418 --> 00:30:44,376
get up to the stamen

722
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,418
and send its seed through the pistol.

723
00:30:46,418 --> 00:30:48,168
- Wonderful.

724
00:30:48,168 --> 00:30:50,584
- Unless of course, you
follow the Darwin theory.

725
00:30:50,584 --> 00:30:52,626
- Oh, wasn't he the horrid little man

726
00:30:52,626 --> 00:30:54,751
who said we were all
descended from monkeys?

727
00:30:54,751 --> 00:30:57,626
- That's right, do you remember
when we all went to the zoo

728
00:30:57,626 --> 00:30:59,793
and we were laughing at the monkeys

729
00:30:59,793 --> 00:31:02,043
and pater made us turn away

730
00:31:03,001 --> 00:31:05,168
because they were doing rude things.

731
00:31:05,168 --> 00:31:07,626
- Perry, about those monkeys.

732
00:31:07,626 --> 00:31:08,459
<i>' Yes?</i>

733
00:31:08,459 --> 00:31:10,459
- Well, they weren't really being rude.

734
00:31:10,459 --> 00:31:12,876
They were making love.

735
00:31:12,876 --> 00:31:14,793
Everyone makes love at some time,

736
00:31:14,793 --> 00:31:16,543
not just monkeys.

737
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:19,709
And when a man and woman are in love

738
00:31:19,709 --> 00:31:22,709
what happens can be quite beautiful.

739
00:31:22,709 --> 00:31:24,626
- Well I've heard sex isn't good for one.

740
00:31:24,626 --> 00:31:25,876
- It isn't.

741
00:31:25,876 --> 00:31:27,793
But it's marvellous for two.

742
00:31:27,793 --> 00:31:28,918
Now put your arms around me,

743
00:31:28,918 --> 00:31:30,459
hold me very close.

744
00:31:30,459 --> 00:31:32,084
<i>_ l'm__</i>

745
00:31:32,084 --> 00:31:34,543
I have this feeling I'm closer to you

746
00:31:34,543 --> 00:31:35,626
than you are to me.

747
00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:37,709
- Silly boy, now kiss me.

748
00:31:37,709 --> 00:31:40,459
(Perry gargfing)

749
00:31:41,751 --> 00:31:45,501
Oh, it's wonderful
feeling so close together.

750
00:31:46,834 --> 00:31:49,751
Can you feel something
pressing against me,

751
00:31:49,751 --> 00:31:51,293
Pressing against you?

752
00:31:51,293 --> 00:31:52,126
- NO-

753
00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:53,709
_
<i>'</i> Yes!

754
00:31:53,709 --> 00:31:54,543
- Yes.

755
00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:00,959
- The cork, that reminds me,

756
00:32:00,959 --> 00:32:03,293
I must put it in the retort.

757
00:32:04,709 --> 00:32:08,709
- I can think of a choice retort myself.

758
00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:13,709
(window clattering)
(carpet beater banging)

759
00:32:15,293 --> 00:32:17,501
- (gasps) You stop that, you hear me,

760
00:32:17,501 --> 00:32:18,959
you take the liberty!

761
00:32:18,959 --> 00:32:20,751
- You don't mind his
Lordship giving you a cuddle.

762
00:32:20,751 --> 00:32:22,084
- Well, he has more time

763
00:32:22,084 --> 00:32:23,501
and beside, it is his right.

764
00:32:23,501 --> 00:32:25,543
He is, how you say, a count.

765
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:26,376
- A what?

766
00:32:26,376 --> 00:32:27,209
- A count.

767
00:32:27,209 --> 00:32:29,293
- Oh yes, yeah.

768
00:32:29,293 --> 00:32:32,293
(bucket clattering)

769
00:32:35,668 --> 00:32:38,209
- Oh, I have work t0 do.

770
00:32:38,209 --> 00:32:41,334
- I thought you French girls
were supposed t0 like it?

771
00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:43,501
- I never said we didn't like it.

772
00:32:43,501 --> 00:32:45,126
- Oh, good.

773
00:32:45,126 --> 00:32:47,126
- Oh, Rogers, you beast.

774
00:32:48,126 --> 00:32:51,043
(Mimi moaning)

775
00:32:51,043 --> 00:32:52,293
Oh, Rogers, oh.

776
00:32:55,668 --> 00:32:56,668
<i>Oh, yes, mm.</i>

777
00:33:00,293 --> 00:33:01,168
(Mimi moaning)

778
00:33:01,168 --> 00:33:02,668
- Oh there you are, Rogers,

779
00:33:02,668 --> 00:33:03,793
I've been looking for you.

780
00:33:03,793 --> 00:33:04,876
- Oh yes, sir?

781
00:33:04,876 --> 00:33:06,668
- Doing something special at this moment?

782
00:33:06,668 --> 00:33:08,584
(Mimi moaning)
- Well--

783
00:33:08,584 --> 00:33:09,584
- I'm having a sort of a trouble

784
00:33:09,584 --> 00:33:11,418
getting some crates up from the cellar.

785
00:33:11,418 --> 00:33:13,251
Run along and help us, good lad.

786
00:33:13,251 --> 00:33:16,459
- Well, if I could just finish
what I'm doing here, sir.

787
00:33:16,459 --> 00:33:17,293
It's Mimi, you see,

788
00:33:17,293 --> 00:33:21,043
I'm just giving her a little
help shaking out the rugs.

789
00:33:21,043 --> 00:33:22,084
(Mimi moaning)

790
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:23,501
- Ah, Mimi, yes.

791
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,834
Well, I'll carry on with Mimi

792
00:33:25,834 --> 00:33:28,168
and you carry on with the crates.

793
00:33:28,168 --> 00:33:29,668
- Oh, very well, sir.

794
00:33:29,668 --> 00:33:30,584
If you're sure.

795
00:33:30,584 --> 00:33:31,668
- Definitely.

796
00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:33,626
- Yes.

797
00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:39,126
Oh, (speaking in foreign
language), don't stop now.

798
00:33:39,126 --> 00:33:40,501
Don't stop.

799
00:33:40,501 --> 00:33:42,376
(Mimi moaning)

800
00:33:42,376 --> 00:33:43,209
- The way you're carrying on,

801
00:33:43,209 --> 00:33:45,209
you'll be all clay cleaning one room.

802
00:33:45,209 --> 00:33:47,293
N0 rug can be that dusty.

803
00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:49,751
Aren't you gonna change over?

804
00:33:49,751 --> 00:33:51,834
- N0, this is a good way.

805
00:33:52,709 --> 00:33:55,584
- Ah, housework can be so enjoyable.

806
00:33:55,584 --> 00:33:59,001
- [Mimi] More, (moans)

807
00:33:59,001 --> 00:34:01,668
- [Maud] Stop it, that's enough.

808
00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:07,084
- Oh, big garcon, 0h, garcon, help!

809
00:34:16,293 --> 00:34:17,751
- Excuse me, milord,

810
00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:19,168
there is a person waiting without.

811
00:34:19,168 --> 00:34:20,543
- Without what?

812
00:34:20,543 --> 00:34:23,084
Oh, I do wish you'd finish
your sentences, Hampton.

813
00:34:23,084 --> 00:34:23,918
Well, who is it?

814
00:34:23,918 --> 00:34:25,043
- Snotty, milord.

815
00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:28,209
- Oh, (mumbles), 0h can't
you get rid of him, man.

816
00:34:28,209 --> 00:34:29,418
- If I may advise, my Lord,

817
00:34:29,418 --> 00:34:30,751
I think we should see him,

818
00:34:30,751 --> 00:34:32,959
circumstances being as they are.

819
00:34:32,959 --> 00:34:34,376
- Oh, show him in.

820
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:35,334
- Oh, and Hampton?

821
00:34:35,334 --> 00:34:36,168
- Yes, milord?

822
00:34:36,168 --> 00:34:37,293
- Your best sherry.

823
00:34:37,293 --> 00:34:38,168
- Yes, milord?

824
00:34:38,168 --> 00:34:39,709
- Lock it up.

825
00:34:39,709 --> 00:34:40,584
And don't leave me too long

826
00:34:40,584 --> 00:34:41,418
with that big toad,

827
00:34:41,418 --> 00:34:43,459
I shan't be responsible for rne actions.

828
00:34:43,459 --> 00:34:46,001
- I shall serve the
cooking sherry, naturally.

829
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:49,334
But we should try not to
get his back up just yet.

830
00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:50,668
- All right, show him in.

831
00:34:50,668 --> 00:34:53,668
- Oh, his Lordship will see you now.

832
00:34:56,001 --> 00:34:57,709
- Oh, Shuttlecock, it's you, is it.

833
00:34:57,709 --> 00:34:58,543
- G'day, your Lordship,

834
00:34:58,543 --> 00:35:00,834
it's very good of you to see me.

835
00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:03,543
- Sit down, man, sit down.

836
00:35:03,543 --> 00:35:04,709
- Makes me quite bilious

837
00:35:04,709 --> 00:35:05,918
bobbing about like that.

838
00:35:05,918 --> 00:35:06,751
- He is, my Lord.

839
00:35:06,751 --> 00:35:07,584
- Sit down, man.

840
00:35:07,584 --> 00:35:08,418
- Oh, thank you, your Lordship,

841
00:35:08,418 --> 00:35:10,751
I am deeply honoured.

842
00:35:10,751 --> 00:35:11,834
- Yes, aren't you?

843
00:35:11,834 --> 00:35:13,543
Well carry 0n man, carry on.

844
00:35:13,543 --> 00:35:16,501
- Well I've been thinking about
our little business matter.

845
00:35:16,501 --> 00:35:17,626
- Yeah, not so little.

846
00:35:17,626 --> 00:35:18,876
- Well, it depends how you look at it.

847
00:35:18,876 --> 00:35:23,626
I mean, there's no point in
our fighting and carrying on.

848
00:35:23,626 --> 00:35:25,959
Oh, the more I think about
you being thrown out of here

849
00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:27,043
with nowhere t0 go

850
00:35:27,043 --> 00:35:29,459
and me, living here in style,

851
00:35:30,376 --> 00:35:32,834
the more I thought it wouldn't do.

852
00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:34,084
- Very sensible.

853
00:35:34,084 --> 00:35:35,209
Don't think you'd like it here.

854
00:35:35,209 --> 00:35:36,043
Wouldn't suit.

855
00:35:36,043 --> 00:35:37,334
- Ah, now you've got it wrong.

856
00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:40,001
I live here but you needn't go.

857
00:35:40,001 --> 00:35:42,251
- Well, I don't (stammers)

858
00:35:42,251 --> 00:35:44,126
- N0, but we all live here.

859
00:35:44,126 --> 00:35:44,959
Together.

860
00:35:44,959 --> 00:35:46,543
(silverware clatters)

861
00:35:46,543 --> 00:35:47,709
- Hampton!

862
00:35:47,709 --> 00:35:49,918
- I do beg pardon, milord,

863
00:35:49,918 --> 00:35:52,543
perhaps Mr. Shuttleworth
would care to explain?

864
00:35:52,543 --> 00:35:54,376
I don't think I quite heard him right.

865
00:35:54,376 --> 00:35:55,709
- Well, like I was saying,

866
00:35:55,709 --> 00:35:57,293
I am prepared

867
00:35:57,293 --> 00:36:01,918
t0 tear up the IOUs, your
bills, your mortgages,

868
00:36:01,918 --> 00:36:04,918
and let things go on just as before.

869
00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:07,501
- [Both] You are?

870
00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:10,251
- Under certain conditions, of course.

871
00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:11,418
- I'm sure Lord Cockshute

872
00:36:11,418 --> 00:36:13,918
feels these sentiments do you credit.

873
00:36:13,918 --> 00:36:17,626
May we know what has induced
this change of heart?

874
00:36:17,626 --> 00:36:19,001
- Love.

875
00:36:19,001 --> 00:36:19,959
Love!

876
00:36:19,959 --> 00:36:20,959
I'm mad with it.

877
00:36:20,959 --> 00:36:23,376
I can't sleep at night
for thinking of her.

878
00:36:23,376 --> 00:36:27,168
Just the thought of
holding her in my arms.

879
00:36:27,168 --> 00:36:30,668
It's worth anything in the world, that is.

880
00:36:31,584 --> 00:36:33,793
So there you have it.

881
00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:35,709
- [Lord Cockshute] We have?

882
00:36:35,709 --> 00:36:37,793
- I can't screw me own family, can I?

883
00:36:37,793 --> 00:36:40,168
I mean, oh, in so many words,
if you know what I mean.

884
00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:41,793
- I can't say that I do.

885
00:36:41,793 --> 00:36:43,626
- I'm trying to tell ya.

886
00:36:43,626 --> 00:36:45,376
You can have all this

887
00:36:48,209 --> 00:36:50,293
if I can have your Kitty.

888
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,709
- Kitty!

889
00:36:52,709 --> 00:36:54,459
(gasping)

890
00:36:54,459 --> 00:36:56,209
- Now, steady, milord, now lie down.

891
00:36:56,209 --> 00:36:58,418
- Where are my turns, Hampton,

892
00:36:58,418 --> 00:37:00,584
- Now, breathe.
- Get off rne, Hampton.

893
00:37:00,584 --> 00:37:02,751
- Ow!
- What's the matter?

894
00:37:04,209 --> 00:37:07,168
- Perhaps you'd care to wait
in the hall for a few minutes.

895
00:37:07,168 --> 00:37:09,584
- Yes, please, yes thank you.

896
00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:17,543
- Oh dear, what are we going to do?

897
00:37:17,543 --> 00:37:20,209
- Things may not turn out
so badly after all, milord.

898
00:37:20,209 --> 00:37:21,543
- What?

899
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:24,876
- Well, play him along, humour the toad.

900
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,751
'Til we've got the American
heiress in the bag.

901
00:37:26,751 --> 00:37:28,626
- Ah yes, I suppose that doesn't work.

902
00:37:28,626 --> 00:37:31,543
- And we may have to
prevail upon Lady Kitty.

903
00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:32,876
- Oh, I don't like it, Hampton.

904
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,001
Never fancied her marrying a commoner

905
00:37:35,001 --> 00:37:36,959
and he's commoner than most.

906
00:37:36,959 --> 00:37:38,918
- Look at the bright side, milord,

907
00:37:38,918 --> 00:37:40,793
invite him for the weekend

908
00:37:40,793 --> 00:37:42,459
and if all goes well with the heiress,

909
00:37:42,459 --> 00:37:43,501
we can kick him right--

910
00:37:43,501 --> 00:37:44,334
(yelps)

911
00:37:44,334 --> 00:37:45,501
Ah ha, karate!

912
00:37:46,876 --> 00:37:49,001
I've got a brown belt.

913
00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:50,376
- I've seen it, milord.

914
00:37:50,376 --> 00:37:51,668
For your hernia.

915
00:37:51,668 --> 00:37:53,293
- Ah, bring him in again, Hampton.

916
00:37:53,293 --> 00:37:54,918
- [Hampton] Very well, milord.

917
00:37:54,918 --> 00:37:58,001
His Lordship has
recovered, please come in.

918
00:37:58,001 --> 00:38:00,126
- Now, as you were
saying, Mr. Shuttleworth,

919
00:38:00,126 --> 00:38:01,418
oh, what were we saying?

920
00:38:01,418 --> 00:38:03,209
- That you had no objection
t0 Mr. Shuttleworth

921
00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:05,501
asking for Miss. Kitty's hand.

922
00:38:05,501 --> 00:38:06,793
- Well I can't answer for Lady Kitty,

923
00:38:06,793 --> 00:38:08,918
she'll have to make up
her own mind about the--

924
00:38:08,918 --> 00:38:11,043
- Don't you worry on that
score, your Lordship,

925
00:38:11,043 --> 00:38:12,793
just leave the little lady to me.

926
00:38:12,793 --> 00:38:15,043
We have our ways and means.

927
00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:20,126
Well, I think this calls for
a bit of a celebration, hey?

928
00:38:20,126 --> 00:38:20,959
- Hampton.

929
00:38:20,959 --> 00:38:21,793
- Yes, milord?

930
00:38:21,793 --> 00:38:23,251
- Bring up a chair and sit down.

931
00:38:23,251 --> 00:38:24,418
- Yes, milord.

932
00:38:26,418 --> 00:38:28,376
About the weekend, milord.

933
00:38:28,376 --> 00:38:30,584
I suppose as it's such short notice,

934
00:38:30,584 --> 00:38:32,584
Mr. Shuttleworth is already engaged.

935
00:38:32,584 --> 00:38:34,043
- Oh, a little house party,

936
00:38:34,043 --> 00:38:35,418
would've asked dear old Snotty,

937
00:38:35,418 --> 00:38:36,709
but as you say, Hampton,

938
00:38:36,709 --> 00:38:38,209
pity he can't come.

939
00:38:38,209 --> 00:38:39,043
- I can!

940
00:38:39,043 --> 00:38:40,709
- I'm sure he would've enjoyed himself.

941
00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:41,543
- I can!

942
00:38:41,543 --> 00:38:43,793
- Would he have behaved
himself in a decorous manner?

943
00:38:43,793 --> 00:38:44,709
- Ah, what!

944
00:38:46,126 --> 00:38:47,668
- Pity he can't come.

945
00:38:47,668 --> 00:38:48,751
- I can!

946
00:38:48,751 --> 00:38:51,001
I can!

947
00:38:51,001 --> 00:38:52,209
- He can.

948
00:38:52,209 --> 00:38:53,751
- Oh, I wouldn't miss it for worlds.

949
00:38:53,751 --> 00:38:55,126
Oh, you can count on me.

950
00:38:55,126 --> 00:38:57,001
- Oh, cheers.

951
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,334
- Oh, finished already?

952
00:38:58,334 --> 00:38:59,543
- Well, I haven't had one yet.

953
00:38:59,543 --> 00:39:01,834
- Oh good, needn't detain
you any longer, then.

954
00:39:01,834 --> 00:39:04,084
Very busy, you understand, estate matters.

955
00:39:04,084 --> 00:39:05,918
- Oh, yes, I'll see that, your Lordship.

956
00:39:05,918 --> 00:39:07,918
Well, I'm very much obliged.

957
00:39:07,918 --> 00:39:10,793
I'll just go and see Kitty, then.

958
00:39:10,793 --> 00:39:13,793
We'll get along perfect, you'll see.

959
00:39:16,209 --> 00:39:18,834
- Hampton, my time will come.

960
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:22,168
- Of that, there is absolutely no doubt.

961
00:39:23,209 --> 00:39:26,126
With a little off for good conduct.

962
00:39:28,126 --> 00:39:28,959
" R0gers!

963
00:39:30,876 --> 00:39:32,543
- Oh, hello, milady.

964
00:39:36,793 --> 00:39:38,626
- What strong arms you have, Rogers.

965
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:39,834
- Oh thank you, milady.

966
00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:41,209
I need 'em in my job.

967
00:39:41,209 --> 00:39:42,334
- Of course you do.

968
00:39:42,334 --> 00:39:45,126
Tossing all that hay up into the loft.

969
00:39:45,126 --> 00:39:48,626
I believe that you could toss
me up there if you wanted to.

970
00:39:48,626 --> 00:39:50,168
- Well, I dare say I could.

971
00:39:50,168 --> 00:39:51,834
- Shall we try?

972
00:39:51,834 --> 00:39:54,584
- Not just now, milady.

973
00:39:54,584 --> 00:39:56,751
I've got a lot of work to do.

974
00:39:56,751 --> 00:39:57,584
You see,

975
00:39:57,584 --> 00:40:00,376
I've got a lot of work to do
with these visitors arriving.

976
00:40:00,376 --> 00:40:01,626
Maybe tomorrow.

977
00:40:02,459 --> 00:40:03,709
- Oh, fetlocks!

978
00:40:17,459 --> 00:40:20,293
(water sploshing)

979
00:40:27,584 --> 00:40:28,793
- Excuse me, milord.

980
00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:30,543
- Oh (mutters).

981
00:40:30,543 --> 00:40:32,584
- Oh, don't fuss, Randy.

982
00:40:32,584 --> 00:40:33,418
People are prepared

983
00:40:33,418 --> 00:40:35,834
to overlook all sorts of things these days

984
00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:38,459
especially as Mr. Shuttleworth
has so much money.

985
00:40:38,459 --> 00:40:39,709
- Oh, bah!

986
00:40:39,709 --> 00:40:42,084
- It may work out quite splendidly.

987
00:40:42,084 --> 00:40:43,459
With your influence,

988
00:40:43,459 --> 00:40:45,251
couldn't you get him raised to a peer?

989
00:40:45,251 --> 00:40:46,876
- I'd rather chuck him off one.

990
00:40:46,876 --> 00:40:48,751
- Only problem I can see

991
00:40:48,751 --> 00:40:50,751
is how to get Kitty to cooperate.

992
00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:51,584
- Hampton.

993
00:40:51,584 --> 00:40:52,459
- Hampton?

994
00:40:52,459 --> 00:40:54,543
- Yes, he's the only one who
can control her tantrums.

995
00:40:54,543 --> 00:40:56,168
I must confess, I can't stand another one

996
00:40:56,168 --> 00:40:58,043
of her blasted paddies.

997
00:40:58,043 --> 00:40:59,376
- He could pop up now.

998
00:40:59,376 --> 00:41:00,543
- Yes, I'll tell him.

999
00:41:00,543 --> 00:41:01,709
Hampton.

1000
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:02,543
- Milord?

1001
00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:04,043
- I've decided you should be
the one to tell Lady Kitty

1002
00:41:04,043 --> 00:41:05,668
about Snotty.

1003
00:41:05,668 --> 00:41:07,459
- Very well, milord.

1004
00:41:07,459 --> 00:41:09,793
- Send up a pot of tea,
if you would, Hampton.

1005
00:41:09,793 --> 00:41:11,251
- [Hampton] Yes, milady.

1006
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:12,251
China?

1007
00:41:12,251 --> 00:41:13,084
- Of course.

1008
00:41:13,084 --> 00:41:15,709
We pawned the silver one last month.

1009
00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:19,043
(gentle tinkling music)

1010
00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:25,418
(Kitty moaning)

1011
00:42:30,126 --> 00:42:32,876
(water sloshing)

1012
00:42:40,751 --> 00:42:44,168
(rousing tinkling music)

1013
00:43:02,043 --> 00:43:03,668
- Hampton.

1014
00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:07,334
I always did say your
timing was impeccable.

1015
00:43:08,751 --> 00:43:11,584
You can help rne off with my boots.

1016
00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:20,293
(gentle tinkling music)

1017
00:43:26,626 --> 00:43:28,293
- Stairs, milady?

1018
00:43:28,293 --> 00:43:30,168
- I think so, Hampton.

1019
00:43:30,168 --> 00:43:31,501
(horn trumpeting)

1020
00:43:31,501 --> 00:43:32,959
- ls that a horn?

1021
00:43:32,959 --> 00:43:36,168
- Yeah, sounds as though
Hampton's got Kitty to blow it.

1022
00:43:36,168 --> 00:43:37,751
- Good old Hampton.

1023
00:43:39,251 --> 00:43:41,293
(bell ringing)
- Here they come!

1024
00:43:41,293 --> 00:43:42,793
Here they come!

1025
00:43:42,793 --> 00:43:46,918
(rousing ragtime music)

1026
00:43:46,918 --> 00:43:49,584
- [Polly] Quick, they're coming.

1027
00:43:51,084 --> 00:43:52,168
- N0, no, no, girls,

1028
00:43:52,168 --> 00:43:53,209
there's no time for that now,

1029
00:43:53,209 --> 00:43:54,209
now line up.

1030
00:43:55,418 --> 00:43:56,751
Polly, bit more.

1031
00:44:01,793 --> 00:44:03,584
N0, milord, no, not with the staff.

1032
00:44:03,584 --> 00:44:05,001
Over here.

1033
00:44:05,001 --> 00:44:07,751
(gate squeaking)

1034
00:44:08,751 --> 00:44:11,876
Mimi, I think, bring yourself over here.

1035
00:44:11,876 --> 00:44:12,959
That's right.

1036
00:44:35,251 --> 00:44:37,001
- [F.L.] Hello there.

1037
00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:40,626
Gee, this is great.

1038
00:44:43,209 --> 00:44:46,043
- My, it's positively prehistoric.

1039
00:44:48,418 --> 00:44:50,084
- Good heavens, Daisy.

1040
00:44:50,084 --> 00:44:50,918
Stay down.

1041
00:44:54,084 --> 00:44:56,376
- Thank you, my man.

1042
00:44:56,376 --> 00:44:58,584
- Mr and Mrs. Dureneck, how marvellous--

1043
00:44:58,584 --> 00:44:59,418
- Kitty.
- Kitty.

1044
00:44:59,418 --> 00:45:01,918
- Come and meet my parents, mater, pater,

1045
00:45:01,918 --> 00:45:03,376
Mr and Mrs. Dureneck.

1046
00:45:03,376 --> 00:45:04,709
- Your Earlship!

1047
00:45:06,459 --> 00:45:08,334
- Hi, Lord Cockshute.

1048
00:45:08,334 --> 00:45:09,834
- Coo, as in port.

1049
00:45:09,834 --> 00:45:12,418
- Oh no, it's a little
early for me for alcohol.

1050
00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:14,126
You can get up now, dear.

1051
00:45:14,126 --> 00:45:16,084
- Heidi, Heidi, leave.

1052
00:45:16,084 --> 00:45:19,668
- Lucerene and Betsy
and Kitty, knickers!

1053
00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:23,334
- F.L. Dureneck at your service, ma'am.

1054
00:45:23,334 --> 00:45:25,959
My, you have a mighty fine place, there.

1055
00:45:25,959 --> 00:45:28,168
- Yes, it was built by
one of Randy's ancestors,

1056
00:45:28,168 --> 00:45:29,001
the first earl.

1057
00:45:29,001 --> 00:45:30,334
He was a great soldier.

1058
00:45:30,334 --> 00:45:32,001
- Pretty good bricklayer, too.

1059
00:45:32,001 --> 00:45:33,834
You know, I have a feeling that you and I

1060
00:45:33,834 --> 00:45:35,709
are gonna get on very well together.

1061
00:45:35,709 --> 00:45:37,459
(chuckling)

1062
00:45:37,459 --> 00:45:39,251
- Stay down 'til I tell you.

1063
00:45:39,251 --> 00:45:42,376
- Oh, thank you, you warship.

1064
00:45:42,376 --> 00:45:45,459
You know, I can't tell
you how excited I was

1065
00:45:45,459 --> 00:45:48,709
when Betsy Ann showed me
the letter from your Kitty.

1066
00:45:48,709 --> 00:45:51,084
Imagine spending the whole weekend

1067
00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:52,918
with a real live duke.

1068
00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:54,876
- Oh, we don't stand on ceremony here.

1069
00:45:54,876 --> 00:45:55,959
I'm Randy.

1070
00:45:55,959 --> 00:45:58,793
- Oh, how lovely for your wife.

1071
00:45:58,793 --> 00:46:00,584
(chuckling)

1072
00:46:00,584 --> 00:46:01,918
- This is my brother, Perry,

1073
00:46:01,918 --> 00:46:03,543
he's been longing to meet you.

1074
00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:04,959
- Ihave?

1075
00:46:04,959 --> 00:46:07,043
Yes, yes, I have.

1076
00:46:07,043 --> 00:46:08,709
- Are you coming in, Mr Dureneck?

1077
00:46:08,709 --> 00:46:10,418
- Oh, F.L. to you, your Lordship.

1078
00:46:10,418 --> 00:46:14,084
Ha ha, notjust for a
little moment, though.

1079
00:46:16,084 --> 00:46:16,918
- Phew.

1080
00:46:17,918 --> 00:46:18,751
Luggage.

1081
00:46:20,876 --> 00:46:23,043
You've got all these breast plates here,

1082
00:46:23,043 --> 00:46:24,376
then the armour, pike, sword.

1083
00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:25,209
- [Mrs. Dureneck] Yes.

1084
00:46:25,209 --> 00:46:26,043
- Oh, we've got everything here

1085
00:46:26,043 --> 00:46:28,126
and I'd like you t0 meet
the pillar of the household,

1086
00:46:28,126 --> 00:46:29,501
our butler, Hampton.

1087
00:46:29,501 --> 00:46:30,334
Hampton.

1088
00:46:30,334 --> 00:46:31,168
Where the devil has he gone?

1089
00:46:31,168 --> 00:46:33,209
Hampton, Hampton!

1090
00:46:33,209 --> 00:46:35,918
Hampton, I want you t0 meet Mrs. Dureneck.

1091
00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:37,126
What the devil's the matter, man?

1092
00:46:37,126 --> 00:46:38,084
Is it your back?

1093
00:46:38,084 --> 00:46:38,918
- NO-

1094
00:46:40,043 --> 00:46:40,876
<i>'</i> YOu!

1095
00:46:42,709 --> 00:46:45,251
- I say, do you two know each other?

1096
00:46:45,251 --> 00:46:46,418
- I think it would be more accurate

1097
00:46:46,418 --> 00:46:48,793
t0 say that I know of madam, milord.

1098
00:46:48,793 --> 00:46:52,043
I well remember her as Daisy Daydream.

1099
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,709
- Daisy Daydream?

1100
00:46:53,709 --> 00:46:55,293
The Daisy Daydream?

1101
00:46:57,084 --> 00:46:58,709
Who used to do it at the gaiety?

1102
00:46:58,709 --> 00:47:00,043
- And anywhere else you can think of.

1103
00:47:00,043 --> 00:47:01,918
Best all round lay in the chorus.

1104
00:47:01,918 --> 00:47:03,168
- What did you say?

1105
00:47:03,168 --> 00:47:05,376
- Those little roundelays you used t0 sing

1106
00:47:05,376 --> 00:47:06,626
with the chorus.

1107
00:47:06,626 --> 00:47:10,376
At the time, you enchanted
me at the gallery.

1108
00:47:11,334 --> 00:47:13,209
If you will excuse me, milord.

1109
00:47:13,209 --> 00:47:16,376
- Rogers, Polly, Vera, Maud, and Mimi,

1110
00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:20,209
if you would see to the other guests.

1111
00:47:20,209 --> 00:47:22,168
- [All] Yes, Mr. Hampton.

1112
00:47:22,168 --> 00:47:24,418
- I must talk to you.

1113
00:47:24,418 --> 00:47:26,334
- Ah, madam, if you will follow me,

1114
00:47:26,334 --> 00:47:28,751
I will show you to your room.

1115
00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:33,126
(solemn music)

1116
00:47:44,084 --> 00:47:44,918
" Oh!

1117
00:47:48,126 --> 00:47:50,459
After all we'd been through together

1118
00:47:50,459 --> 00:47:52,793
and after all we meant to each other.

1119
00:47:52,793 --> 00:47:57,459
How you could walk out on me
on the eve of our wedding.

1120
00:47:57,459 --> 00:48:00,209
I don't know how you dare speak to me.

1121
00:48:00,209 --> 00:48:01,501
- I'm not, you're speaking to me.

1122
00:48:01,501 --> 00:48:02,334
" Oh!

1123
00:48:03,376 --> 00:48:07,959
I've never been so
humiliated in my whole life

1124
00:48:07,959 --> 00:48:11,626
and in front of all the
girls in the chorus.

1125
00:48:12,543 --> 00:48:15,001
I'd even made me own wedding dress.

1126
00:48:15,001 --> 00:48:17,084
Oh, how could you, Percy?

1127
00:48:18,501 --> 00:48:21,168
- Ah, such happy memories.

1128
00:48:21,168 --> 00:48:23,709
They've kept me going
all through these years.

1129
00:48:23,709 --> 00:48:24,543
<i>~</i> Eh?

1130
00:48:24,543 --> 00:48:25,959
- You didn't understand.

1131
00:48:25,959 --> 00:48:27,293
We were very young

1132
00:48:27,293 --> 00:48:30,001
but at least I came to my senses in time.

1133
00:48:30,001 --> 00:48:31,501
- You what?

1134
00:48:31,501 --> 00:48:32,834
- Dearest Daisy.

1135
00:48:33,959 --> 00:48:36,418
You were worthy of greater things.

1136
00:48:36,418 --> 00:48:38,418
I was just a struggling footman.

1137
00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:40,084
I couldn't let you throw
yourself away on me,

1138
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,834
I had to be strong.

1139
00:48:41,834 --> 00:48:44,793
I made the supreme sacrifice.

1140
00:48:44,793 --> 00:48:45,959
- Percy!

1141
00:48:45,959 --> 00:48:47,626
- I took the Queen's shilling
and went off with Gordon

1142
00:48:47,626 --> 00:48:49,334
to fight the Dervishes.

1143
00:48:49,334 --> 00:48:52,501
- Oh, I didn't know you'd gone to war.

1144
00:48:54,501 --> 00:48:55,834
- Ah, yes.

1145
00:48:55,834 --> 00:48:57,084
A bloody experience

1146
00:48:57,084 --> 00:49:00,709
but it's better not to rake up old wounds.

1147
00:49:00,709 --> 00:49:01,959
- Oh, 0h Percy.

1148
00:49:04,459 --> 00:49:06,126
What are we going to do?

1149
00:49:06,126 --> 00:49:06,959
- Nothing.

1150
00:49:07,918 --> 00:49:12,418
You may rely on my discretion
at all times, madam.

1151
00:49:12,418 --> 00:49:15,001
(rousing piano music)

1152
00:49:15,001 --> 00:49:15,834
- Madam?

1153
00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:18,834
- I've heard so much about America.

1154
00:49:18,834 --> 00:49:20,459
I hear everything's so big there.

1155
00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:22,168
- Oh, you can say that again.

1156
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:23,418
Take Niagara Falls.

1157
00:49:23,418 --> 00:49:25,209
Millions and millions of gallons of water

1158
00:49:25,209 --> 00:49:27,668
run over that every minute of every day.

1159
00:49:27,668 --> 00:49:29,584
- And I suppose all night too.

1160
00:49:29,584 --> 00:49:31,126
How extravagant.

1161
00:49:31,126 --> 00:49:32,959
- Oh, there you both are.

1162
00:49:32,959 --> 00:49:35,293
- [Kitty] I've taken Betsy upstairs.

1163
00:49:35,293 --> 00:49:36,834
- That is a really beautiful daughter

1164
00:49:36,834 --> 00:49:38,168
you have there, Cockshute.

1165
00:49:38,168 --> 00:49:41,251
- Yes, wonderful
horsewoman, damn fine seat.

1166
00:49:41,251 --> 00:49:42,584
- I had noticed.

1167
00:49:43,668 --> 00:49:46,418
Will you take a look at that view?

1168
00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:48,709
Why can't my lawns look like that?

1169
00:49:48,709 --> 00:49:49,793
- You need good soil.

1170
00:49:49,793 --> 00:49:50,876
- Got the best.

1171
00:49:50,876 --> 00:49:51,876
- And good drainage.

1172
00:49:51,876 --> 00:49:53,459
- The finest in the whole
United States of America.

1173
00:49:53,459 --> 00:49:54,959
- And the best Cumberland seed.

1174
00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:56,376
- That I used.

1175
00:49:56,376 --> 00:49:59,209
- Yes, then you've got to
mow them for 600 years.

1176
00:49:59,209 --> 00:50:00,459
- Oh, 0h yeah.

1177
00:50:00,459 --> 00:50:02,168
(F.L. chuckling)

1178
00:50:02,168 --> 00:50:04,543
Oh, I do like you people.

1179
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:06,876
I can't tell you what a
thrill it is to be here.

1180
00:50:06,876 --> 00:50:09,209
I feel I can relax for the first time

1181
00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:10,376
with people like me,

1182
00:50:10,376 --> 00:50:11,543
people of substance.

1183
00:50:11,543 --> 00:50:12,626
- Substance?

1184
00:50:12,626 --> 00:50:13,626
- Obviously.

1185
00:50:13,626 --> 00:50:15,334
Oh, you do not know the
trouble we have been in

1186
00:50:15,334 --> 00:50:17,084
since we've been in
your little old country.

1187
00:50:17,084 --> 00:50:17,918
- Really?

1188
00:50:17,918 --> 00:50:18,751
What trouble?

1189
00:50:18,751 --> 00:50:19,918
- Oh, fortune hunters, scroungers,

1190
00:50:19,918 --> 00:50:22,126
every penniless good-for-nothing

1191
00:50:22,126 --> 00:50:24,043
dangling after my Betsy Ann.

1192
00:50:24,043 --> 00:50:26,126
They don't have a hope.

1193
00:50:26,126 --> 00:50:27,126
- They haven't?

1194
00:50:27,126 --> 00:50:29,543
- Dear lady, Francis L. Dureneck

1195
00:50:29,543 --> 00:50:31,793
was not born yesterday.

1196
00:50:31,793 --> 00:50:33,376
- I can see that.

1197
00:50:33,376 --> 00:50:34,793
- Have no fear,

1198
00:50:34,793 --> 00:50:37,626
I look after my little girl okay.

1199
00:50:37,626 --> 00:50:40,459
Ha ha (chuckles).

1200
00:50:43,793 --> 00:50:46,709
(cockerel crowing)

1201
00:50:48,543 --> 00:50:50,251
- Morning, Lady Kitty.

1202
00:50:50,251 --> 00:50:51,376
- Morning, Rogers.

1203
00:50:51,376 --> 00:50:53,209
Come along, Snotty.

1204
00:50:53,209 --> 00:50:54,959
Come along, Snotty!

1205
00:50:54,959 --> 00:50:56,001
(spring bonging)

1206
00:50:56,001 --> 00:50:58,334
Lord, the man is impossible.

1207
00:51:03,543 --> 00:51:05,418
- Regular tearaway here, sir.

1208
00:51:05,418 --> 00:51:07,209
- Oh, that brute doesn't scare me.

1209
00:51:07,209 --> 00:51:08,709
It's just a bit early in the morning

1210
00:51:08,709 --> 00:51:10,709
for this sort of exercise.

1211
00:51:10,709 --> 00:51:12,251
- Well, you know Lady Kitty's habit sir.

1212
00:51:12,251 --> 00:51:15,834
Has to be mounted by nine in the morning.

1213
00:51:15,834 --> 00:51:16,709
- Really?

1214
00:51:16,709 --> 00:51:18,376
- Side saddle, sir.

1215
00:51:18,376 --> 00:51:19,209
- Oh.

1216
00:51:25,126 --> 00:51:26,959
I think you'd better give me a leg up.

1217
00:51:26,959 --> 00:51:27,793
- Yeah.

1218
00:51:29,584 --> 00:51:32,334
(spring bonging)

1219
00:51:38,501 --> 00:51:40,001
- Have we started?

1220
00:51:40,834 --> 00:51:42,376
(gun banging)

1221
00:51:42,376 --> 00:51:43,626
- [Farmer] Get off my land.

1222
00:51:43,626 --> 00:51:46,626
Next time you'll get both barrels.

1223
00:51:46,626 --> 00:51:49,751
- I can't get it to
come off, Mrs. Burgess.

1224
00:51:49,751 --> 00:51:50,584
The rust,

1225
00:51:50,584 --> 00:51:51,834
I can't get it off.

1226
00:51:51,834 --> 00:51:53,084
- Oh, Lordship.

1227
00:51:54,834 --> 00:51:55,959
- Watch it.

1228
00:51:55,959 --> 00:51:56,793
How many have you got?

1229
00:51:56,793 --> 00:51:57,626
- Three.

1230
00:51:57,626 --> 00:51:58,834
- Three, I'll have 'em.

1231
00:51:58,834 --> 00:51:59,751
One, two...

1232
00:52:07,209 --> 00:52:08,084
(Heidi crying)

1233
00:52:08,084 --> 00:52:09,334
- G0 on, go on!

1234
00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:11,459
G0 on, get out of it.

1235
00:52:11,459 --> 00:52:12,293
Get off.

1236
00:52:13,251 --> 00:52:14,084
Get up.

1237
00:52:24,168 --> 00:52:25,001
Cock pheasant, sir!

1238
00:52:25,001 --> 00:52:25,834
- Where?

1239
00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:27,251
(gun banging)

1240
00:52:27,251 --> 00:52:28,126
- Good shot.

1241
00:52:28,126 --> 00:52:29,084
- I know.

1242
00:52:29,084 --> 00:52:30,376
- And another.
- Where?

1243
00:52:30,376 --> 00:52:31,959
(gun banging)

1244
00:52:31,959 --> 00:52:33,209
They're fighting back.

1245
00:52:33,209 --> 00:52:34,084
- Here, take my gun, sir.

1246
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:34,918
- Right.

1247
00:52:34,918 --> 00:52:35,751
- There we are.

1248
00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:36,668
And another.

1249
00:52:36,668 --> 00:52:38,834
- This one gave itself up.

1250
00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:41,251
- Ah, well done Mellons.

1251
00:52:41,251 --> 00:52:42,084
<i>~</i> Eh?

1252
00:52:42,084 --> 00:52:42,918
- They're falling like melons.

1253
00:52:42,918 --> 00:52:44,251
- Oh, follow me.

1254
00:52:52,251 --> 00:52:58,793
(gun banging)

1255
00:53:09,834 --> 00:53:12,001
- Such a lovely garden.

1256
00:53:12,001 --> 00:53:13,834
You know, I've travelled all over

1257
00:53:13,834 --> 00:53:18,001
and I always say there's nothing
t0 beat an English garden.

1258
00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:19,876
D0 you do a lot in it?

1259
00:53:19,876 --> 00:53:22,959
- Oh, I try to keep my end up.

1260
00:53:22,959 --> 00:53:23,793
How wise.

1261
00:53:25,334 --> 00:53:27,168
I had a most interesting chat

1262
00:53:27,168 --> 00:53:29,126
with your husband last night.

1263
00:53:29,126 --> 00:53:32,209
- I always find holding
a conversation with Randy

1264
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,918
is really rather like trying to knit fog.

1265
00:53:34,918 --> 00:53:38,168
- And Peregrine, such a nice young man.

1266
00:53:39,376 --> 00:53:40,834
Just the kind of boy

1267
00:53:40,834 --> 00:53:44,709
that I've always wanted
Betsy Ann to marry.

1268
00:53:44,709 --> 00:53:48,251
The trouble with F.L. is
that he thinks everybody

1269
00:53:48,251 --> 00:53:51,668
and all her beaus are after his fortunes.

1270
00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:55,668
He's well stacked, you know.

1271
00:53:55,668 --> 00:53:57,418
- And money, too.

1272
00:53:57,418 --> 00:53:58,251
Oh, sorry.

1273
00:53:59,834 --> 00:54:01,334
- Don't apologise.

1274
00:54:01,334 --> 00:54:04,126
I'm always telling him he's far too fat

1275
00:54:04,126 --> 00:54:06,334
and how about that stomach.

1276
00:54:06,334 --> 00:54:08,084
- If that was on a woman,

1277
00:54:08,084 --> 00:54:09,876
you'd think she was pregnant.

1278
00:54:09,876 --> 00:54:11,709
- It was and she is.

1279
00:54:11,709 --> 00:54:12,959
(gun banging)

1280
00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:16,668
- Just think, all these
are your ancestors.

1281
00:54:16,668 --> 00:54:18,459
- Yes, that's my grandfather.

1282
00:54:18,459 --> 00:54:19,668
He fought with Wellington.

1283
00:54:19,668 --> 00:54:20,751
- Fancy!

1284
00:54:20,751 --> 00:54:22,209
- That was the trouble with grandfather,

1285
00:54:22,209 --> 00:54:24,834
he couldn't get on with anyone.

1286
00:54:24,834 --> 00:54:27,209
- I've never been in a
place as old as this.

1287
00:54:27,209 --> 00:54:30,043
Are there any ghosts 0r things?

1288
00:54:30,043 --> 00:54:32,459
- Oh yes, there's Lady Esmerelda.

1289
00:54:32,459 --> 00:54:34,418
Actually, this is where she haunts.

1290
00:54:34,418 --> 00:54:35,251
- Here?

1291
00:54:36,168 --> 00:54:37,168
- Oh, don't worry,

1292
00:54:37,168 --> 00:54:40,918
she only comes out at
night in the full moon.

1293
00:54:40,918 --> 00:54:42,543
- D0 tell me about her.

1294
00:54:42,543 --> 00:54:43,793
- Well, it's rather sad, really.

1295
00:54:43,793 --> 00:54:47,918
Her husband got back from
the crusades and caught her

1296
00:54:47,918 --> 00:54:49,459
being unfaithful.

1297
00:54:49,459 --> 00:54:51,168
- And he killed her in a jealous rage?

1298
00:54:51,168 --> 00:54:52,709
- N0, he locked her in the room

1299
00:54:52,709 --> 00:54:54,376
at the end of the corridor

1300
00:54:54,376 --> 00:54:56,251
and put chains round her ankles.

1301
00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:57,876
- Goodness, how dreadful.

1302
00:54:57,876 --> 00:55:00,501
- Well, he let her out
at night once a month

1303
00:55:00,501 --> 00:55:02,751
t0 the nursery t0 see her little son

1304
00:55:02,751 --> 00:55:04,126
while he was sleeping.

1305
00:55:04,126 --> 00:55:07,168
Actually, they say you can
hear her moans of grief

1306
00:55:07,168 --> 00:55:10,376
echoing all through the house.

1307
00:55:10,376 --> 00:55:13,168
- And that's at full moon?

1308
00:55:13,168 --> 00:55:16,293
Why, I believe there's a
full moon tonight, Peregrine.

1309
00:55:16,293 --> 00:55:17,209
- Is there?

1310
00:55:17,209 --> 00:55:19,459
I don't go in for that
sort of thing myself.

1311
00:55:19,459 --> 00:55:21,126
- Oh.

1312
00:55:21,126 --> 00:55:23,376
- Should we go and find the mothers?

1313
00:55:23,376 --> 00:55:24,376
- All right.

1314
00:55:25,584 --> 00:55:28,084
Lady C0ckshute's very pretty.

1315
00:55:28,084 --> 00:55:30,751
I imagine lots of men find her attractive,

1316
00:55:30,751 --> 00:55:31,751
how about you?

1317
00:55:31,751 --> 00:55:35,668
- I don't think they'd
give me a second glance.

1318
00:55:38,376 --> 00:55:40,959
(Mimi humming)

1319
00:55:51,918 --> 00:55:52,751
- Oh, Monsieur Hampton,

1320
00:55:52,751 --> 00:55:53,918
you gave rne the big fright.

1321
00:55:53,918 --> 00:55:55,751
- I should think so, too.

1322
00:55:55,751 --> 00:55:57,793
And just what do you think you're up to?

1323
00:55:57,793 --> 00:55:59,459
- I was only playing.

1324
00:55:59,459 --> 00:56:03,084
- You must never play
with the lady's baubles.

1325
00:56:03,084 --> 00:56:04,834
- But you do, Monsieur Hampton.

1326
00:56:04,834 --> 00:56:07,084
- That is beside the point.

1327
00:56:10,209 --> 00:56:11,876
- You will have to punish me, yes?

1328
00:56:11,876 --> 00:56:13,001
- Yes.

1329
00:56:13,001 --> 00:56:14,584
- Are you going t0 be hard on me?

1330
00:56:14,584 --> 00:56:15,709
- More than likely.

1331
00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:16,793
Come here.

1332
00:56:16,793 --> 00:56:17,626
- Oh.

1333
00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:21,418
How now we play more games, yes?

1334
00:56:21,418 --> 00:56:24,459
(hand slapping)

1335
00:56:24,459 --> 00:56:26,501
- Did your father spank
you when you were a child?

1336
00:56:26,501 --> 00:56:30,376
- Oh yes, many times,
he'd love to do this.

1337
00:56:30,376 --> 00:56:32,209
- I can understand it.

1338
00:56:32,209 --> 00:56:35,918
I always remember my father
saying, "Spare the rod

1339
00:56:35,918 --> 00:56:38,418
"and spoil the fun."

1340
00:56:38,418 --> 00:56:41,043
There, now don't be naughty again

1341
00:56:41,043 --> 00:56:42,918
or shall I have to
repeat this performance.

1342
00:56:42,918 --> 00:56:43,793
- Promise?

1343
00:56:43,793 --> 00:56:45,668
- Get your clothes on, quickly.

1344
00:56:45,668 --> 00:56:46,543
- Oh.

1345
00:56:46,543 --> 00:56:48,334
- And you'd better take that thing off.

1346
00:56:48,334 --> 00:56:51,168
(jewels rattling)

1347
00:57:03,334 --> 00:57:06,418
(sombre piano music)

1348
00:57:10,876 --> 00:57:12,209
- I can't see any birds.

1349
00:57:12,209 --> 00:57:13,834
- One in there.

1350
00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:14,834
- I'll get him on the rye.

1351
00:57:14,834 --> 00:57:17,084
(gun banging)

1352
00:57:17,084 --> 00:57:18,251
Double barrel.

1353
00:57:24,918 --> 00:57:27,084
- Now, Lady Cockshute,

1354
00:57:27,084 --> 00:57:29,793
please leave everything to me.

1355
00:57:29,793 --> 00:57:32,876
Don't you worry about the little romance.

1356
00:57:32,876 --> 00:57:35,626
We can always get together
and give him a show.

1357
00:57:35,626 --> 00:57:38,293
- I'm sure that's
exactly what Perry needs.

1358
00:57:38,293 --> 00:57:39,126
- [Christabelle] You'll never manage it

1359
00:57:39,126 --> 00:57:41,001
from that position, Bishop.

1360
00:57:41,001 --> 00:57:42,376
- [Bishop] Well, I'm
afraid I'm not very good

1361
00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:44,959
at this sort of thing, my dear.

1362
00:57:48,501 --> 00:57:50,459
- [Christabelle] Oh, no, no, Bishop, no.

1363
00:57:50,459 --> 00:57:52,876
It's like this, you come round here.

1364
00:57:52,876 --> 00:57:53,709
That's it.

1365
00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:54,543
Oh!

1366
00:57:54,543 --> 00:57:56,376
Bishop, it's too hard.

1367
00:57:56,376 --> 00:57:57,751
- I found the correct opening

1368
00:57:57,751 --> 00:58:01,001
and then I lost control of the ball.

1369
00:58:01,001 --> 00:58:03,251
- Look who's playing with the Bishop.

1370
00:58:03,251 --> 00:58:05,834
It's that young actress,
Christabelle St. Clair.

1371
00:58:05,834 --> 00:58:06,668
- Oh yes.

1372
00:58:07,626 --> 00:58:09,168
Pretty little thing.

1373
00:58:09,168 --> 00:58:12,251
Reminds me of myself
when I was on the stage.

1374
00:58:12,251 --> 00:58:14,584
- She's a big hit in that new musical.

1375
00:58:14,584 --> 00:58:18,168
She had an enormous hand at her opening.

1376
00:58:18,168 --> 00:58:19,293
- Night?

1377
00:58:19,293 --> 00:58:20,293
- Of course.

1378
00:58:25,209 --> 00:58:26,959
Oh look, there's Lady Bottomley.

1379
00:58:26,959 --> 00:58:27,876
Who's she with?

1380
00:58:27,876 --> 00:58:28,793
- Some count.

1381
00:58:28,793 --> 00:58:32,543
- Oh dear, did I hit
your balls then, Bishop?

1382
00:58:33,834 --> 00:58:34,668
- Oh...

1383
00:58:36,543 --> 00:58:37,376
- Thought everyone,

1384
00:58:37,376 --> 00:58:40,626
you Count Von Schilling,
sterling character.

1385
00:58:40,626 --> 00:58:42,251
Just like an Englishman, really.

1386
00:58:42,251 --> 00:58:43,418
- I think that Lady Bottomley

1387
00:58:43,418 --> 00:58:46,168
means that as a compliment, yeah?

1388
00:58:47,001 --> 00:58:48,918
- [Christabelle] Oh,
Bishop, you are a one.

1389
00:58:48,918 --> 00:58:50,584
Oh, goodness me,

1390
00:58:50,584 --> 00:58:53,084
have you lost it all together?

1391
00:58:53,084 --> 00:58:55,668
(Bishop groaning)

1392
00:58:55,668 --> 00:58:57,459
- Oh bother me,

1393
00:58:57,459 --> 00:59:00,209
I've got a thorn in my finger.

1394
00:59:00,209 --> 00:59:02,418
- Oh, that could be dangerous,

1395
00:59:02,418 --> 00:59:04,668
come along with me.

1396
00:59:04,668 --> 00:59:06,626
- Where are you two going?

1397
00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:07,918
- I'm just going to take a thorn

1398
00:59:07,918 --> 00:59:09,918
out of the Bishop's finger.

1399
00:59:09,918 --> 00:59:12,251
He really has a nasty prick.

1400
00:59:17,043 --> 00:59:18,293
- A good day of sport, eh.

1401
00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:20,751
- Bagged four birds and lost the dog.

1402
00:59:20,751 --> 00:59:21,793
- Great.

1403
00:59:21,793 --> 00:59:23,584
Tell me, does your son ever go shooting with you?

1404
00:59:23,584 --> 00:59:26,084
- Oh good lord, no, quite hopeless.

1405
00:59:26,084 --> 00:59:27,793
- Tried a shot in the air once and missed.

1406
00:59:27,793 --> 00:59:29,043
- Oh, what a shame.

1407
00:59:29,043 --> 00:59:29,876
Good air too,

1408
00:59:29,876 --> 00:59:30,876
makes you feel so healthy.

1409
00:59:30,876 --> 00:59:32,459
- A few days down here
will make a new man of you.

1410
00:59:32,459 --> 00:59:35,876
- Yeah, and that'll make Daisy happy.

1411
00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:36,793
- [Lord Cockshute] How is your wife?

1412
00:59:36,793 --> 00:59:38,459
- Ah, better than nothing.

1413
00:59:38,459 --> 00:59:39,668
Oh, I see what you mean?

1414
00:59:39,668 --> 00:59:41,251
Oh, she's well, thank you for asking.

1415
00:59:41,251 --> 00:59:44,834
- Oh I say, there is
a plump little pigeon.

1416
00:59:44,834 --> 00:59:46,626
I wouldn't mind having a shot at that.

1417
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:49,709
Oh, and she's wearing my favourite colour.

1418
00:59:49,709 --> 00:59:51,001
- Thank you.

1419
00:59:51,001 --> 00:59:53,084
Here, game for a little bet?

1420
00:59:53,084 --> 00:59:54,168
- Name it.

1421
00:59:54,168 --> 00:59:56,834
- I bet I have them off
her within 10 minutes.

1422
00:59:56,834 --> 00:59:58,834
- Done, I'll lay a pony.

1423
01:00:02,501 --> 01:00:03,418
(F.L. chuckling)

1424
01:00:03,418 --> 01:00:05,793
- There we go now, 0h.

1425
01:00:05,793 --> 01:00:08,459
(all chuckling)

1426
01:00:11,209 --> 01:00:12,751
Come on, Polly, come and get it,

1427
01:00:12,751 --> 01:00:14,834
come on girl, jump, jump.

1428
01:00:14,834 --> 01:00:16,168
Yes, you're a big girl.

1429
01:00:16,168 --> 01:00:18,751
You can fetch it, go on, Polly.

1430
01:00:25,209 --> 01:00:27,459
A fair win, don't you agree?

1431
01:00:27,459 --> 01:00:28,293
- Your bird, sir.

1432
01:00:28,293 --> 01:00:30,709
- [F.L.] Ha ha, gee, thanks.

1433
01:00:30,709 --> 01:00:31,709
- I'm just going to amuse meself

1434
01:00:31,709 --> 01:00:33,334
with a little bit of chicken.

1435
01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:34,501
Join us later?

1436
01:00:35,918 --> 01:00:39,084
- Look out, Polly, here comes Francis.

1437
01:00:43,793 --> 01:00:45,626
Five pound notes, Polly.

1438
01:00:45,626 --> 01:00:48,043
Would you like to play a
little paper chase game?

1439
01:00:48,043 --> 01:00:50,251
- Oh, I would, yes, Mr Dureneck.

1440
01:00:50,251 --> 01:00:51,751
- You got it.

1441
01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:54,334
We'll hide one there, one there

1442
01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:59,376
one there, one, no, two tucked in there.

1443
01:01:02,001 --> 01:01:02,834
One here.

1444
01:01:04,001 --> 01:01:04,834
One here

1445
01:01:06,709 --> 01:01:09,501
and starting taking them, Polly.

1446
01:01:09,501 --> 01:01:10,709
That's it.

1447
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:14,043
(playful ragtime music)

1448
01:01:25,126 --> 01:01:26,709
- Oh, Mr. Dureneck.

1449
01:01:28,501 --> 01:01:31,168
(Polly moaning)

1450
01:01:43,001 --> 01:01:46,168
(playful piano music)

1451
01:02:17,209 --> 01:02:20,209
- ls that another pond 0r rising damp?

1452
01:02:29,209 --> 01:02:32,376
(jolting piano music)

1453
01:02:58,126 --> 01:02:59,834
- Here, if that Mr. Dureneck
makes a grab for you,

1454
01:02:59,834 --> 01:03:00,793
just watch it.

1455
01:03:00,793 --> 01:03:01,626
- Why?

1456
01:03:01,626 --> 01:03:03,334
- He's got more hands than an octopus.

1457
01:03:03,334 --> 01:03:04,543
- What have you been up to, then?

1458
01:03:04,543 --> 01:03:06,251
- Bit of hanky panky with the Yankee.

1459
01:03:06,251 --> 01:03:08,168
- Oh, you naughty girl.

1460
01:03:10,001 --> 01:03:11,668
- Haven't seen much you today, my dear.

1461
01:03:11,668 --> 01:03:13,668
- We were very busy, milord.

1462
01:03:13,668 --> 01:03:15,668
- Yes, I know, how about later?

1463
01:03:15,668 --> 01:03:17,043
- Yes, if you so wish.

1464
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:17,959
- Yes, I'll come to your room

1465
01:03:17,959 --> 01:03:19,501
when the others have gone t0 bed.

1466
01:03:19,501 --> 01:03:20,584
- Two o'clock, nice?

1467
01:03:20,584 --> 01:03:21,418
- Yes.

1468
01:03:23,001 --> 01:03:24,793
- [Christabelle] Oh, Bishop,

1469
01:03:24,793 --> 01:03:26,043
is it still throbbing,

1470
01:03:26,043 --> 01:03:27,418
shall I kiss it better?

1471
01:03:27,418 --> 01:03:28,501
- Oh, 0h, 0h.

1472
01:03:31,543 --> 01:03:35,209
You really are a very
clever little actress.

1473
01:03:36,126 --> 01:03:37,334
- Better, yes?

1474
01:03:37,334 --> 01:03:39,001
- Considerably, yes.

1475
01:03:46,834 --> 01:03:49,293
- Oh there's gold in them thar hills ma'am

1476
01:03:49,293 --> 01:03:51,501
and I have the prospective spirit.

1477
01:03:51,501 --> 01:03:52,709
- Is two o'clock in the morning

1478
01:03:52,709 --> 01:03:54,876
a good time for that sort of thing, F.L.?

1479
01:03:54,876 --> 01:03:56,459
Some of the best shafts have been sunk

1480
01:03:56,459 --> 01:03:58,168
just at that moment, ma'am.

1481
01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:01,834
- Then come to my room
and stake your claim.

1482
01:04:03,626 --> 01:04:04,668
- That's two o'clock fixed.

1483
01:04:04,668 --> 01:04:06,501
Now, anyone for 10-ish?

1484
01:04:06,501 --> 01:04:07,876
Ma'am!

1485
01:04:07,876 --> 01:04:09,751
I challenge you to a dance.

1486
01:04:09,751 --> 01:04:10,668
- Accepted.

1487
01:04:12,834 --> 01:04:14,668
- D0 you want a drink?

1488
01:04:17,001 --> 01:04:19,251
He's more canned than I am.

1489
01:04:21,834 --> 01:04:22,668
- So sad

1490
01:04:22,668 --> 01:04:25,793
that one meets so few
Germans with titles nowadays,

1491
01:04:25,793 --> 01:04:27,293
Count Von Schilling.

1492
01:04:27,293 --> 01:04:30,709
- Yeah, they are disappearing one by one.

1493
01:04:32,876 --> 01:04:34,709
- Oh, what fun, Urigs!

1494
01:04:39,126 --> 01:04:42,043
- I can't believe it,
so young, so beautiful.

1495
01:04:42,043 --> 01:04:43,793
And you, a real Duchess.

1496
01:04:43,793 --> 01:04:45,168
- Well, I did marry Freddie,

1497
01:04:45,168 --> 01:04:48,668
one of the oldest dukes I could find.

1498
01:04:48,668 --> 01:04:50,584
- That can keep you very busy.

1499
01:04:50,584 --> 01:04:51,418
Why don't you and I

1500
01:04:51,418 --> 01:04:54,168
go for a little walk
in the garden, Duchess.

1501
01:04:54,168 --> 01:04:57,543
- You should say, "Your Grace."

1502
01:04:57,543 --> 01:05:00,459
- For what we are about to receive.

1503
01:05:02,418 --> 01:05:03,751
- Kitty, dear,

1504
01:05:03,751 --> 01:05:06,918
who is that nice young man you
were dancing with just now?

1505
01:05:06,918 --> 01:05:07,959
- Sir William Bag.

1506
01:05:07,959 --> 01:05:10,376
- Oh, is he a Bart?

1507
01:05:10,376 --> 01:05:13,293
- He was a Bart, a few minutes ago.

1508
01:05:15,043 --> 01:05:19,459
H0w'd you like t0 sink your
little teeth into my leg?

1509
01:05:24,334 --> 01:05:26,668
- Mm, this deviled crab's delicious.

1510
01:05:26,668 --> 01:05:27,834
I really can't resist it

1511
01:05:27,834 --> 01:05:30,001
although I know I shall pay for it later.

1512
01:05:30,001 --> 01:05:31,876
- The shellfish disagrees
with you, Bishop?

1513
01:05:31,876 --> 01:05:33,126
- I'm afraid so, yes.

1514
01:05:33,126 --> 01:05:34,293
- Me too.

1515
01:05:34,293 --> 01:05:35,834
I'm having the chicken.

1516
01:05:35,834 --> 01:05:37,209
- [Bishop] 0h, really?

1517
01:05:37,209 --> 01:05:39,209
- I just love the parson's nose.

1518
01:05:39,209 --> 01:05:40,959
(chuckling)

1519
01:05:40,959 --> 01:05:43,376
(sputtering)

1520
01:05:45,168 --> 01:05:46,334
- Hi there, Bish'.

1521
01:05:46,334 --> 01:05:47,209
Gotta hand it to Randy,

1522
01:05:47,209 --> 01:05:48,918
he's certainly put on a swell party.

1523
01:05:48,918 --> 01:05:50,293
- Yes, he's a grand chap.

1524
01:05:50,293 --> 01:05:52,376
I've known him for ages, actually.

1525
01:05:52,376 --> 01:05:54,876
He used to be my fag at Eton.

1526
01:05:54,876 --> 01:05:56,126
- Is that so?

1527
01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:57,709
Your fag?

1528
01:05:57,709 --> 01:05:58,584
I do admire the British,

1529
01:05:58,584 --> 01:06:00,334
they're so outspoken.

1530
01:06:02,209 --> 01:06:04,543
- I'm not very good at parties.

1531
01:06:04,543 --> 01:06:06,751
I get shy with so many people.

1532
01:06:06,751 --> 01:06:08,251
- Me too.

1533
01:06:08,251 --> 01:06:10,584
You know what I'd really like to do?

1534
01:06:10,584 --> 01:06:11,418
- What?

1535
01:06:11,418 --> 01:06:13,793
- Show you my laboratory.

1536
01:06:13,793 --> 01:06:15,043
- Well?

1537
01:06:15,043 --> 01:06:17,418
- I've had to lock it up for the weekend.

1538
01:06:17,418 --> 01:06:19,293
Pater said it would bore you.

1539
01:06:19,293 --> 01:06:20,543
- Oh, but it wouldn't.

1540
01:06:20,543 --> 01:06:22,251
I'd love to see it.

1541
01:06:22,251 --> 01:06:24,626
- Well, perhaps we could.

1542
01:06:24,626 --> 01:06:26,834
They'd get very angry.

1543
01:06:26,834 --> 01:06:29,293
- D0 we have t0 tell them?

1544
01:06:29,293 --> 01:06:31,209
- I suppose not.

1545
01:06:31,209 --> 01:06:33,168
Look, after everyone's gone to bed,

1546
01:06:33,168 --> 01:06:34,043
meet me in the hall

1547
01:06:34,043 --> 01:06:36,126
and I'll take you down to the dungeon.

1548
01:06:36,126 --> 01:06:38,668
It should be all clear about two o'clock.

1549
01:06:38,668 --> 01:06:40,709
- What an adventure.

1550
01:06:40,709 --> 01:06:41,668
I'll pretend I got a headache

1551
01:06:41,668 --> 01:06:43,334
and go t0 bed early.

1552
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:46,334
Right.

1553
01:06:52,626 --> 01:06:54,543
- I beg pardon, miss.

1554
01:06:54,543 --> 01:06:55,751
- Sorry, my fault.

1555
01:06:55,751 --> 01:06:57,751
- I thought perhaps a little refreshment.

1556
01:06:57,751 --> 01:06:58,584
- Oh no, no thank you,

1557
01:06:58,584 --> 01:07:00,376
I don't want any, really.

1558
01:07:00,376 --> 01:07:02,293
I don't feel very well.

1559
01:07:13,876 --> 01:07:16,543
- You didn't upset the
young lady, your Lordship?

1560
01:07:16,543 --> 01:07:18,043
- Of course not.

1561
01:07:18,043 --> 01:07:21,168
- Then you will be seeing her
a little later on, perhaps?

1562
01:07:21,168 --> 01:07:23,501
- N0, definitely not.

1563
01:07:23,501 --> 01:07:26,001
You heard what she said,
she's going to her room.

1564
01:07:26,001 --> 01:07:29,584
I certainly will not
see her again tonight.

1565
01:07:34,043 --> 01:07:36,459
(sighs)

1566
01:07:36,459 --> 01:07:39,126
(tray clatters)

1567
01:07:43,376 --> 01:07:46,459
- You do realise I'm
the only groom here?

1568
01:07:46,459 --> 01:07:48,709
I mean, you are an honoured guest.

1569
01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:50,584
I mean, I don't wanna forget me place.

1570
01:07:50,584 --> 01:07:54,376
- If you do, you can
always come up to mine.

1571
01:07:54,376 --> 01:07:55,876
- Oh, very well, madam.

1572
01:07:55,876 --> 01:07:58,084
Just as long as you won't regret it.

1573
01:07:58,084 --> 01:07:59,959
- I may hate myself after

1574
01:07:59,959 --> 01:08:04,459
but before and during, wowee! (yells)

1575
01:08:09,084 --> 01:08:11,126
- [Hampton] Madam's glass needs filling.

1576
01:08:11,126 --> 01:08:12,876
- And that's not all.

1577
01:08:18,709 --> 01:08:19,626
Spoilsport.

1578
01:08:20,668 --> 01:08:22,584
- Carrying on with the
groom, Daisy, (tuts).

1579
01:08:22,584 --> 01:08:24,209
It's too much.

1580
01:08:24,209 --> 01:08:26,751
- Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

1581
01:08:26,751 --> 01:08:28,251
- You should behave yourself.

1582
01:08:28,251 --> 01:08:30,334
Remember who you are now.

1583
01:08:31,709 --> 01:08:33,668
I want a serious word with you.

1584
01:08:33,668 --> 01:08:34,834
<i>~</i> Oh?

1585
01:08:34,834 --> 01:08:35,876
- Later.

1586
01:08:35,876 --> 01:08:37,959
Come to my room when
every0ne's gone t0 bed.

1587
01:08:37,959 --> 01:08:39,293
- Oh, I see.

1588
01:08:39,293 --> 01:08:40,876
I mustn't carry on with the groom

1589
01:08:40,876 --> 01:08:44,793
but it's all right with
the butler (giggles).

1590
01:08:44,793 --> 01:08:45,626
Okay.

1591
01:08:47,209 --> 01:08:48,918
- Here's to you, F.L.

1592
01:08:48,918 --> 01:08:51,501
- And to you, Cockshute.

1593
01:08:51,501 --> 01:08:54,543
You folks have been so kind to me.

1594
01:08:54,543 --> 01:08:58,793
I would like to apologise
for the Boston Tea Party.

1595
01:09:07,543 --> 01:09:09,751
- Ah, marry me, Kitty,

1596
01:09:09,751 --> 01:09:13,168
you'll have no more worries
for the rest of your life.

1597
01:09:13,168 --> 01:09:14,751
- I don't think it would work.

1598
01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:17,293
You know about nothing
about handling big estates.

1599
01:09:17,293 --> 01:09:20,459
- Ah, just let me t0 grips with it.

1600
01:09:20,459 --> 01:09:22,876
(water splashing)
(sneezing)

1601
01:09:22,876 --> 01:09:26,959
Ah, I think I'm developing
an allergy to water.

1602
01:09:26,959 --> 01:09:28,626
- I think this calls for a counsel of war.

1603
01:09:28,626 --> 01:09:29,501
I'll tell his Lordship.

1604
01:09:29,501 --> 01:09:30,709
Will you take Lady Kitty to the orangery?

1605
01:09:30,709 --> 01:09:31,959
- Yes, come on.

1606
01:09:36,584 --> 01:09:39,293
(spluttering)

1607
01:09:39,293 --> 01:09:42,293
(guests applauding)

1608
01:09:45,626 --> 01:09:47,418
- I don't care what it means,

1609
01:09:47,418 --> 01:09:49,251
I can't stand him any longer.

1610
01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:51,668
I can't even bear to talk to him.

1611
01:09:51,668 --> 01:09:53,084
- Don't blame you, my dear,

1612
01:09:53,084 --> 01:09:54,418
obnoxious blighter.

1613
01:09:54,418 --> 01:09:56,751
- Oh but Kitty, you're our only chance.

1614
01:09:56,751 --> 01:09:58,293
- Oh, disaster.

1615
01:09:58,293 --> 01:09:59,793
- Don't despair, milord.

1616
01:09:59,793 --> 01:10:01,834
I still have one ace up my sleeve.

1617
01:10:01,834 --> 01:10:06,251
Now those diamonds that
Mrs. Dureneck is wearing,

1618
01:10:06,251 --> 01:10:08,168
22 carat if I'm not mistaken.

1619
01:10:08,168 --> 01:10:10,793
- You're not suggesting that we should,

1620
01:10:10,793 --> 01:10:12,043
well, are you?

1621
01:10:12,043 --> 01:10:14,126
- With all these wealthy
guests, little burglary

1622
01:10:14,126 --> 01:10:16,084
might be just the thing.

1623
01:10:16,084 --> 01:10:18,626
Of course, milady, some of your
jewels would have t0 go to.

1624
01:10:18,626 --> 01:10:20,418
- But they're only copies.

1625
01:10:20,418 --> 01:10:23,251
- Exactly, but it will divert suspicion.

1626
01:10:23,251 --> 01:10:25,209
- Oh, Hampton, you're wonderful.

1627
01:10:25,209 --> 01:10:26,501
- Damn clever.

1628
01:10:26,501 --> 01:10:27,584
Just one thing.

1629
01:10:27,584 --> 01:10:28,876
- [Hampton] Yes, milord?

1630
01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:30,793
- Never done a burglary before.

1631
01:10:30,793 --> 01:10:32,334
How do we go about it?

1632
01:10:32,334 --> 01:10:34,459
- I think Rogers is our best bet.

1633
01:10:34,459 --> 01:10:36,543
He must go into Mrs. Dureneck's room

1634
01:10:36,543 --> 01:10:38,251
and pinch the jewels.

1635
01:10:38,251 --> 01:10:40,626
- And then into me for mine?

1636
01:10:40,626 --> 01:10:41,459
<i>'</i> Capital!

1637
01:10:41,459 --> 01:10:43,209
Well, that's all settled, then.

1638
01:10:43,209 --> 01:10:44,543
- N0, wait.

1639
01:10:44,543 --> 01:10:45,918
We must have a signal

1640
01:10:45,918 --> 01:10:47,793
so that we know when the deed is done.

1641
01:10:47,793 --> 01:10:49,126
- Good idea, milady.

1642
01:10:49,126 --> 01:10:51,376
Timing is essential.

1643
01:10:51,376 --> 01:10:56,043
I suggest that Rogers steals
the jewels before two o'clock.

1644
01:10:56,043 --> 01:10:57,334
Your job, Lady Kitty

1645
01:10:57,334 --> 01:10:59,376
is to see that he's out of your room

1646
01:10:59,376 --> 01:11:01,709
by a quarter to two.

1647
01:11:01,709 --> 01:11:03,376
That will give him 15 minutes

1648
01:11:03,376 --> 01:11:05,418
t0 steal Mrs. Dureneck's diamonds

1649
01:11:05,418 --> 01:11:07,376
and milady's trinkets.

1650
01:11:07,376 --> 01:11:11,043
Then, when we hear the
grandfather clock striking two,

1651
01:11:11,043 --> 01:11:12,668
we will know that all is clear

1652
01:11:12,668 --> 01:11:14,918
and the deed has been done.

1653
01:11:27,709 --> 01:11:29,418
- [Daisy] It's been lovely talking to you

1654
01:11:29,418 --> 01:11:30,876
about old times, Percy

1655
01:11:30,876 --> 01:11:32,209
but I better go.

1656
01:11:33,459 --> 01:11:34,668
- It's early yet.

1657
01:11:34,668 --> 01:11:36,793
- Oh, but I'm taking a risk as it is.

1658
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:38,959
I mean, supposing Francis were to wake up

1659
01:11:38,959 --> 01:11:41,584
and wander into my room.

1660
01:11:41,584 --> 01:11:43,834
- One for "Auld Lang Syne."

1661
01:11:45,251 --> 01:11:49,376
J' Should auld acquaintance be forgot J'

1662
01:11:49,376 --> 01:11:51,293
(laughing)

1663
01:11:51,293 --> 01:11:54,584
- Ah, you know, you're still a
very attractive woman, Daisy.

1664
01:11:54,584 --> 01:11:56,668
The years have treated you lightly.

1665
01:11:56,668 --> 01:11:59,709
- Well, you haven't clone
so badly yourself, Perce.

1666
01:11:59,709 --> 01:12:01,168
- Darling Daisy.

1667
01:12:01,168 --> 01:12:02,293
Ah, do you remember the days

1668
01:12:02,293 --> 01:12:04,376
when I used to call for
you at the stage door

1669
01:12:04,376 --> 01:12:06,959
and walk you back through the park?

1670
01:12:06,959 --> 01:12:10,709
- How we used to cuddle on the park bench?

1671
01:12:10,709 --> 01:12:12,501
It's more comfortable
now though, ain't it?

1672
01:12:12,501 --> 01:12:14,876
- Ah, but in those days
when we were young,

1673
01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:17,751
who cared about hard
benches and cold nights?

1674
01:12:17,751 --> 01:12:20,376
We had each other, Daisy.

1675
01:12:20,376 --> 01:12:24,626
- Talking about it all makes
it seem just like yesterday.

1676
01:12:24,626 --> 01:12:27,043
Funny to think it's 19 years.

1677
01:12:28,543 --> 01:12:30,626
- 19 years, is it really?

1678
01:12:32,209 --> 01:12:33,876
19 year.

1679
01:12:33,876 --> 01:12:34,709
- Must be.

1680
01:12:35,876 --> 01:12:39,043
Betsy Ann has a birthday
coming up, I believe.

1681
01:12:39,043 --> 01:12:40,459
19, she tells me.

1682
01:12:45,126 --> 01:12:46,668
- Percy!

1683
01:12:46,668 --> 01:12:49,334
- Ah, so she is my daughter.

1684
01:12:49,334 --> 01:12:50,168
" Oh!

1685
01:12:50,168 --> 01:12:51,209
- And all these years,

1686
01:12:51,209 --> 01:12:53,168
you've been passing her
off on old Dureneck.

1687
01:12:53,168 --> 01:12:54,626
- Well what else could I do?

1688
01:12:54,626 --> 01:12:55,959
- I mean, 0h, oh!

1689
01:12:55,959 --> 01:12:57,168
You wouldn't tell Francis, would you?

1690
01:12:57,168 --> 01:12:58,334
You couldn't.

1691
01:12:58,334 --> 01:13:00,793
- Calm down, Daisy, calm down.

1692
01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:04,793
I only want what's best for the child.

1693
01:13:04,793 --> 01:13:05,626
Our child.

1694
01:13:08,501 --> 01:13:10,501
- It's past quarter t0 two.

1695
01:13:10,501 --> 01:13:12,043
You've got work to do.

1696
01:13:12,043 --> 01:13:14,959
- Oh, just five more minutes, milady.

1697
01:13:14,959 --> 01:13:17,626
(clock ticking)

1698
01:13:27,251 --> 01:13:30,418
- You must concentrate on the job in hand.

1699
01:13:30,418 --> 01:13:33,001
There'll be plenty of time for that later.

1700
01:13:33,001 --> 01:13:34,876
- You make it very
difficult, your Ladyship.

1701
01:13:34,876 --> 01:13:37,043
(moaning)

1702
01:13:39,001 --> 01:13:40,959
- Now don't forget the signal.

1703
01:13:40,959 --> 01:13:42,918
When the clock strikes two,

1704
01:13:42,918 --> 01:13:45,918
we all know you got the diamonds safely.

1705
01:13:45,918 --> 01:13:48,126
- I'm hardly likely to
forget that, milady.

1706
01:13:48,126 --> 01:13:50,793
(clock ticking)

1707
01:13:52,793 --> 01:13:54,876
- I want you to know
that we're very grateful

1708
01:13:54,876 --> 01:13:56,668
for what you're doing, Rogers.

1709
01:13:56,668 --> 01:13:58,584
I'll see that you are amply rewarded.

1710
01:13:58,584 --> 01:13:59,584
- Oh thank you, milady.

1711
01:13:59,584 --> 01:14:02,043
I'll remember that when I'm hard up.

1712
01:14:02,043 --> 01:14:03,418
Whoa!

1713
01:14:03,418 --> 01:14:04,501
- S0 Will I.

1714
01:14:04,501 --> 01:14:07,168
(clock ticking)

1715
01:14:09,293 --> 01:14:12,043
(clock creaking)

1716
01:14:31,543 --> 01:14:35,043
(suspenseful piano music)

1717
01:15:04,501 --> 01:15:07,918
(exciting intense music)

1718
01:15:15,709 --> 01:15:17,293
- Up, up, and away we come.

1719
01:15:17,293 --> 01:15:18,834
- Don't you mean away we go?

1720
01:15:18,834 --> 01:15:19,668
- Nein.

1721
01:15:31,334 --> 01:15:34,168
(ghostly wailing)

1722
01:15:59,793 --> 01:16:03,293
(suspenseful piano music)

1723
01:16:19,918 --> 01:16:22,751
(toilet flushing)

1724
01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:32,834
(clock ticking)

1725
01:16:32,834 --> 01:16:35,501
(clock chiming)

1726
01:16:43,209 --> 01:16:44,918
- Come along, Daisy, it's getting late.

1727
01:16:44,918 --> 01:16:46,043
Time we were both in bed.

1728
01:16:46,043 --> 01:16:47,001
" Oh!

1729
01:16:47,001 --> 01:16:48,959
- Alone, you're tired and overwrought.

1730
01:16:48,959 --> 01:16:50,709
A good night's sleep will work w0nders--

1731
01:16:50,709 --> 01:16:51,918
- But--
- Good night.

1732
01:16:51,918 --> 01:16:54,584
(clock chiming)

1733
01:17:05,001 --> 01:17:06,626
- Oh, God blimey.

1734
01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:08,084
I mean, goodness.

1735
01:17:08,084 --> 01:17:09,001
- Yes, I'm terribly sorry.

1736
01:17:09,001 --> 01:17:10,668
I didn't know you were there.

1737
01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:13,209
- Well, I had this ghastly dream, you see

1738
01:17:13,209 --> 01:17:16,668
and I woke up and ljust
didn't know where I was.

1739
01:17:16,668 --> 01:17:18,543
I must have been sleep walking.

1740
01:17:18,543 --> 01:17:19,668
- I say, terrible experience.

1741
01:17:19,668 --> 01:17:21,459
Don't sleep too well myself, you know.

1742
01:17:21,459 --> 01:17:22,959
I quite understand.

1743
01:17:22,959 --> 01:17:24,001
Can I show you to your room?

1744
01:17:24,001 --> 01:17:26,126
- Oh, thank you, your Earlship.

1745
01:17:26,126 --> 01:17:29,584
(ghostly wailing)

1746
01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:30,418
- Good evening, Archie,

1747
01:17:30,418 --> 01:17:32,418
nice night for a stroll?

1748
01:17:32,418 --> 01:17:33,918
- Hello, old chap.

1749
01:17:33,918 --> 01:17:35,084
Good evening, madam.

1750
01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:37,918
Not on pleasure bent I fear.

1751
01:17:37,918 --> 01:17:38,751
" N0?

1752
01:17:39,876 --> 01:17:41,459
- A slight stomach disorder.

1753
01:17:41,459 --> 01:17:42,293
It's my own fault.

1754
01:17:42,293 --> 01:17:45,834
I never could resist
your cook's concoctions.

1755
01:17:45,834 --> 01:17:46,668
Excuse me.

1756
01:17:49,709 --> 01:17:50,959
By the way, Randolph,

1757
01:17:50,959 --> 01:17:53,793
you better get that
clock of yours checked.

1758
01:17:53,793 --> 01:17:54,834
It stopped.

1759
01:17:54,834 --> 01:17:57,293
I've just managed to get it started again.

1760
01:17:57,293 --> 01:17:58,959
- Thank you, Archie.

1761
01:18:04,959 --> 01:18:06,251
Never say die.

1762
01:18:06,251 --> 01:18:07,168
- I didn't.

1763
01:18:08,626 --> 01:18:10,043
What lovely Plymouths.

1764
01:18:10,043 --> 01:18:10,876
- Plymouths?

1765
01:18:10,876 --> 01:18:13,209
- Rhyming slang, Plymouth Hoes, bosoms.

1766
01:18:13,209 --> 01:18:14,876
- Oh, your Lordship.

1767
01:18:16,209 --> 01:18:18,376
Isn't it a little bit public out here?

1768
01:18:18,376 --> 01:18:20,168
Why don't we go into my room?

1769
01:18:20,168 --> 01:18:21,209
- Oh God, no!

1770
01:18:21,209 --> 01:18:22,459
I didn't mean it like that, dear lady.

1771
01:18:22,459 --> 01:18:23,709
- What did you mean?

1772
01:18:23,709 --> 01:18:24,626
- Come into mine.

1773
01:18:24,626 --> 01:18:26,626
Much nicer, lovely view of the lake.

1774
01:18:26,626 --> 01:18:27,459
- Ah.

1775
01:18:38,334 --> 01:18:41,709
(suspenseful string music)

1776
01:18:41,709 --> 01:18:42,543
- Kitty.

1777
01:18:46,334 --> 01:18:49,626
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

1778
01:18:49,626 --> 01:18:54,251
(cat meows)

1779
01:18:55,501 --> 01:18:57,834
(cat meows)

1780
01:19:01,209 --> 01:19:03,543
(cat meows)

1781
01:19:05,918 --> 01:19:07,834
- Rogers, I've been waiting for you.

1782
01:19:07,834 --> 01:19:08,918
- Oh, I'm sorry, your Ladyship.

1783
01:19:08,918 --> 01:19:10,209
Where are yourjewels?

1784
01:19:10,209 --> 01:19:11,043
- Guess.

1785
01:19:12,834 --> 01:19:16,084
Oh, that's the first
place a thief would look.

1786
01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:17,334
Getting warmer.

1787
01:19:24,251 --> 01:19:26,334
Who's a clever boy, then?

1788
01:19:33,459 --> 01:19:34,543
- [Rogers] Thank you, your Ladyship.

1789
01:19:34,543 --> 01:19:36,876
- You better help rne off with this clasp.

1790
01:19:36,876 --> 01:19:38,084
- [Rogers] Oh, do hurry, your Ladyship.

1791
01:19:38,084 --> 01:19:39,334
It's like Epsom Racecourse out there

1792
01:19:39,334 --> 01:19:41,376
with everybody running up and down.

1793
01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:43,626
(giggling)

1794
01:19:43,626 --> 01:19:44,876
- Kitty, Kitty?

1795
01:19:47,334 --> 01:19:49,584
(shushiflg)

1796
01:20:00,834 --> 01:20:04,376
Oh, Kitty, I can't go on like this.

1797
01:20:04,376 --> 01:20:07,668
Put me out of my misery,
you tantalising creature.

1798
01:20:07,668 --> 01:20:09,334
Say you'll marry me.

1799
01:20:11,584 --> 01:20:12,834
Will ya?

1800
01:20:12,834 --> 01:20:14,251
(groans)

1801
01:20:14,251 --> 01:20:15,709
Yes?

1802
01:20:15,709 --> 01:20:18,584
(groans)

1803
01:20:18,584 --> 01:20:19,418
Beauty!

1804
01:20:21,168 --> 01:20:24,501
(playful ragtime music)

1805
01:20:28,293 --> 01:20:31,584
(Heidi crying)

1806
01:20:31,584 --> 01:20:33,626
- That's just how I feel.

1807
01:20:33,626 --> 01:20:34,959
Rat tat tat tat.

1808
01:20:37,126 --> 01:20:38,543
I've come for a night cap, my dear.

1809
01:20:38,543 --> 01:20:40,584
On second thoughts, for
the performance I intend,

1810
01:20:40,584 --> 01:20:43,126
they should give me a knighthood.

1811
01:20:43,126 --> 01:20:45,626
Tell me, do you like playing around

1812
01:20:45,626 --> 01:20:47,543
before 0r after making love?

1813
01:20:47,543 --> 01:20:48,751
- Yes.

1814
01:20:48,751 --> 01:20:51,668
(chuckles saucily)

1815
01:21:10,584 --> 01:21:12,001
(liquid bubbling)

1816
01:21:12,001 --> 01:21:14,626
- You're a genius, Perry, you really are.

1817
01:21:14,626 --> 01:21:16,293
- I wouldn't go so far as that.

1818
01:21:16,293 --> 01:21:17,626
- N0, really.

1819
01:21:17,626 --> 01:21:19,501
It's brilliant.

1820
01:21:19,501 --> 01:21:21,751
Papa would be really
fascinated by all this.

1821
01:21:21,751 --> 01:21:23,876
He's mad about gadgets.

1822
01:21:23,876 --> 01:21:26,126
May I bring him down here tomorrow?

1823
01:21:26,126 --> 01:21:27,668
- Well, if you think he'd like it.

1824
01:21:27,668 --> 01:21:29,084
- Oh, yes he would.

1825
01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:31,084
Papa's always...

1826
01:21:31,084 --> 01:21:33,626
Oh my goodness, papa!

1827
01:21:33,626 --> 01:21:37,001
Listen, thank you very much
for showing me your secret

1828
01:21:37,001 --> 01:21:40,584
but I think I'd better be going now.

1829
01:21:40,584 --> 01:21:41,418
- Thank you.

1830
01:21:41,418 --> 01:21:43,501
I've never met anyone like you before.

1831
01:21:43,501 --> 01:21:44,918
So understanding, s0--

1832
01:21:44,918 --> 01:21:47,084
- Yes?
- Wonderful.

1833
01:21:47,084 --> 01:21:48,751
- Oh.

1834
01:21:48,751 --> 01:21:49,584
Goodnight.

1835
01:21:56,418 --> 01:21:58,668
(toilet flushing)

1836
01:21:58,668 --> 01:22:01,501
(ghostly wailing)

1837
01:22:04,376 --> 01:22:05,376
- Esmerelda.

1838
01:22:07,459 --> 01:22:09,918
(Betsy Ann screams)

1839
01:22:09,918 --> 01:22:13,168
- Sounds as if the guests
are enjoying themselves.

1840
01:22:13,168 --> 01:22:14,334
- I say, have I hurt you?

1841
01:22:14,334 --> 01:22:15,709
- Don't kid yourself, Randy,

1842
01:22:15,709 --> 01:22:17,209
it's not me screaming.

1843
01:22:17,209 --> 01:22:19,001
- Me either.

1844
01:22:19,001 --> 01:22:20,584
Oh.

1845
01:22:20,584 --> 01:22:21,418
<i>'</i> My Wife!

1846
01:22:26,376 --> 01:22:27,543
Goodnight my dear.

1847
01:22:27,543 --> 01:22:29,626
See you later, with luck.

1848
01:22:30,584 --> 01:22:32,168
Hey, what the hell?

1849
01:22:33,084 --> 01:22:34,251
What are you doing in there?

1850
01:22:34,251 --> 01:22:36,918
(Heidi barking)

1851
01:22:38,959 --> 01:22:41,709
(Bishop wailing)

1852
01:22:48,501 --> 01:22:50,418
- Isn't that your girl lying there?

1853
01:22:50,418 --> 01:22:52,709
- Daisy, follow the chain.

1854
01:22:52,709 --> 01:22:56,126
- [Daisy] D0 something F.L., do something.

1855
01:22:56,126 --> 01:22:58,084
- Oh, what the hell's going on?

1856
01:22:58,084 --> 01:23:00,959
- I've done nothing, nothing.

1857
01:23:00,959 --> 01:23:02,376
- That's a bit strong, isn't it'?

1858
01:23:02,376 --> 01:23:03,793
I know every Bishop has to have his sea

1859
01:23:03,793 --> 01:23:05,001
but this is going too far.

1860
01:23:05,001 --> 01:23:05,834
(Bishop stammers)

1861
01:23:05,834 --> 01:23:07,834
And after all, the girl is a
guest in me house, you know.

1862
01:23:07,834 --> 01:23:08,834
- Yes, yes, but you surely--

1863
01:23:08,834 --> 01:23:10,251
- Ah, you've gone too far this time.

1864
01:23:10,251 --> 01:23:12,501
- You surely can't think that I,

1865
01:23:12,501 --> 01:23:14,793
oh, the poor young lady.

1866
01:23:14,793 --> 01:23:17,334
Oh, my dear young lady.

1867
01:23:17,334 --> 01:23:18,793
Are you all right?

1868
01:23:18,793 --> 01:23:20,751
Oh dear, I'm so very sorry.

1869
01:23:20,751 --> 01:23:23,751
(Betsy Ann screams)

1870
01:23:24,959 --> 01:23:26,418
- Kitty, what's that?

1871
01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:28,834
What's that strange ghoulies?

1872
01:23:30,334 --> 01:23:31,543
- Perry?

1873
01:23:31,543 --> 01:23:33,959
Thief, murder, rape!

1874
01:23:33,959 --> 01:23:36,293
- Can you make your mind up?

1875
01:23:37,251 --> 01:23:39,418
(Lady Bottomley screaming)

1876
01:23:39,418 --> 01:23:40,376
- Who's screaming?

1877
01:23:40,376 --> 01:23:41,918
<i>'</i> Rape?

1878
01:23:41,918 --> 01:23:44,084
- I insist on rape.

1879
01:23:44,084 --> 01:23:46,334
- N0 way, not on your nelly.

1880
01:23:47,834 --> 01:23:50,751
- You better get out,
get out the back way.

1881
01:23:50,751 --> 01:23:52,751
- Right you are, milady.

1882
01:23:52,751 --> 01:23:55,043
- Rape, rape I say.

1883
01:23:55,043 --> 01:23:57,959
Thief, murder, rape, murder, thief.

1884
01:23:59,793 --> 01:24:01,626
- My dear lady I--

1885
01:24:01,626 --> 01:24:03,376
- There's a thief in my room.

1886
01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:04,209
- Hello again.

1887
01:24:04,209 --> 01:24:05,793
- Oh lord, what a fracas.

1888
01:24:05,793 --> 01:24:07,959
- Send for the police immediately.

1889
01:24:07,959 --> 01:24:08,793
- A thief?

1890
01:24:08,793 --> 01:24:10,459
What on earth would a thief want here?

1891
01:24:10,459 --> 01:24:12,668
- Jewels, Randy, don't be silly.

1892
01:24:12,668 --> 01:24:14,168
- Perhaps it would be a good idea

1893
01:24:14,168 --> 01:24:15,376
if everyone checked their rooms

1894
01:24:15,376 --> 01:24:16,793
t0 see if anything is missing.

1895
01:24:16,793 --> 01:24:18,376
- What a good idea, Hampton.

1896
01:24:18,376 --> 01:24:19,209
Come on, Daisy.

1897
01:24:19,209 --> 01:24:20,209
- Yes.

1898
01:24:20,209 --> 01:24:22,293
- Tried to wrench the rings off me finger,

1899
01:24:22,293 --> 01:24:24,501
woke me up he was so violent.

1900
01:24:24,501 --> 01:24:26,918
- Rogers must have taken
leave of his senses.

1901
01:24:26,918 --> 01:24:29,793
Lady Bottomley, if I may search your room.

1902
01:24:29,793 --> 01:24:32,793
- Oh, no need, knocked him out cold.

1903
01:24:37,626 --> 01:24:40,459
He can't have escaped,
must be here somewhere.

1904
01:24:40,459 --> 01:24:41,876
Close the window.

1905
01:24:44,543 --> 01:24:46,126
- My diamonds are missing!

1906
01:24:46,126 --> 01:24:47,751
- And my rings, too.

1907
01:24:47,751 --> 01:24:50,668
- Good gracious, excuse me, milady.

1908
01:24:53,751 --> 01:24:54,876
With your Lordship's permission,

1909
01:24:54,876 --> 01:24:56,293
I think we should send for the constable.

1910
01:24:56,293 --> 01:24:59,126
(voices overlap one another)

1911
01:24:59,126 --> 01:24:59,959
- [F.L.] I mean,

1912
01:24:59,959 --> 01:25:01,334
we can't have you bashing
the Bishop, my dear.

1913
01:25:01,334 --> 01:25:02,459
- [Peregrine] Perhaps
you should go to bed.

1914
01:25:02,459 --> 01:25:03,418
- [Betsy Ann] Oh no, I
couldn't possibly sleep,

1915
01:25:03,418 --> 01:25:04,543
not after all that.

1916
01:25:04,543 --> 01:25:06,626
Come on, Perry let's show
papa your new invention.

1917
01:25:06,626 --> 01:25:08,459
- [Hampton] May I suggest
that we all go d0wnstairs--

1918
01:25:08,459 --> 01:25:10,459
(voices overlap one another)

1919
01:25:10,459 --> 01:25:15,126
- [Lady Cockshute] There's
a good idea, Hampton.

1920
01:25:15,126 --> 01:25:18,543
(gutter squeaking)

1921
01:25:18,543 --> 01:25:19,876
(gutter clattering)

1922
01:25:19,876 --> 01:25:23,459
(water splashing)

1923
01:25:23,459 --> 01:25:25,626
- I think it's much
better if F.L. goes down

1924
01:25:25,626 --> 01:25:27,501
t0 see Perry's invention alone.

1925
01:25:27,501 --> 01:25:29,459
The dungeon is so cold.

1926
01:25:29,459 --> 01:25:31,293
- Just don't distress yourself.

1927
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:32,709
Oh, let's have a drink.

1928
01:25:32,709 --> 01:25:35,251
- Yes, I could use a good stiff one.

1929
01:25:35,251 --> 01:25:37,293
- I think I can provide that, madam.

1930
01:25:37,293 --> 01:25:40,209
(glasses clinking)

1931
01:25:49,334 --> 01:25:51,459
- Oh, well done, my boy.

1932
01:25:51,459 --> 01:25:53,001
Make it eh, the bed?

1933
01:25:53,001 --> 01:25:54,126
Well don't let me disturb you,

1934
01:25:54,126 --> 01:25:55,751
you deserve a rest
after your hard labours.

1935
01:25:55,751 --> 01:25:57,459
- Oh, very well milord.

1936
01:25:57,459 --> 01:25:59,001
As matter of fact, I was looking for you.

1937
01:25:59,001 --> 01:25:59,834
- Really?

1938
01:25:59,834 --> 01:26:01,751
- Yes, to deliver this.

1939
01:26:03,834 --> 01:26:05,293
- I say, well done my boy, well done.

1940
01:26:05,293 --> 01:26:06,543
- Oh, thank you, sir.

1941
01:26:06,543 --> 01:26:08,126
Better give this to Hampton straightaway.

1942
01:26:08,126 --> 01:26:09,584
He was wondering where you were.

1943
01:26:09,584 --> 01:26:10,418
- Was he?

1944
01:26:10,418 --> 01:26:12,376
- Yes, thought you'd gone down, actually.

1945
01:26:12,376 --> 01:26:13,543
- I was just about to.

1946
01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:14,668
- Excellent, excellent,

1947
01:26:14,668 --> 01:26:16,668
well let's go and find Hampton, then.

1948
01:26:16,668 --> 01:26:20,834
(Lord Cockshute chuckling)

1949
01:26:20,834 --> 01:26:23,793
You've done a darn good job there, Rogers.

1950
01:26:23,793 --> 01:26:25,084
Come along.

1951
01:26:25,084 --> 01:26:28,084
- Oh, (speaking in foreign language).

1952
01:26:28,084 --> 01:26:30,209
- Yes, very clever my boy, very clever

1953
01:26:30,209 --> 01:26:31,793
but I don't know what to make of it.

1954
01:26:31,793 --> 01:26:33,793
- Well, I thought of covers for plants.

1955
01:26:33,793 --> 01:26:34,709
- Mater has such trouble.

1956
01:26:34,709 --> 01:26:37,459
- N0, no, you must get something
t0 grab the imagination.

1957
01:26:37,459 --> 01:26:38,793
- Oh, you'll think of something, papa,

1958
01:26:38,793 --> 01:26:39,793
you always do.

1959
01:26:39,793 --> 01:26:41,501
- Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, honey

1960
01:26:41,501 --> 01:26:44,543
but you see, I don't know what
one can with this, this...

1961
01:26:44,543 --> 01:26:47,209
(ragtime music)

1962
01:26:50,251 --> 01:26:52,543
(floorboards clattering)

1963
01:26:52,543 --> 01:26:55,459
(liquid sploshing)

1964
01:26:58,626 --> 01:27:00,459
- Let me out, let me out of here--

1965
01:27:00,459 --> 01:27:02,626
- Great suffering catfish.

1966
01:27:04,043 --> 01:27:06,126
(Snotty mumbles)

1967
01:27:06,126 --> 01:27:07,459
- Ah, found him.

1968
01:27:08,834 --> 01:27:12,751
Oh yes, I'd know that
criminal face anywhere.

1969
01:27:12,751 --> 01:27:14,501
- Oh, you Blaggard.

1970
01:27:17,376 --> 01:27:19,168
- Why, it's Snotty.

1971
01:27:19,168 --> 01:27:20,168
Where's Rogers?

1972
01:27:20,168 --> 01:27:21,001
- He's here with me.

1973
01:27:21,001 --> 01:27:22,251
He's got the jewels.

1974
01:27:22,251 --> 01:27:25,168
- [Lady Bottomley] Let me
get at him, you rapist.

1975
01:27:25,168 --> 01:27:26,001
I'll have ya.

1976
01:27:26,001 --> 01:27:27,584
- Not here, milord.

1977
01:27:28,418 --> 01:27:30,668
- [Lady Bottomley] Take that and that.

1978
01:27:30,668 --> 01:27:31,876
- Great this stuff, I didn't realise

1979
01:27:31,876 --> 01:27:33,168
it would stretch that far.

1980
01:27:33,168 --> 01:27:34,959
- Oh, there's no limit.

1981
01:27:34,959 --> 01:27:36,418
- Strong, too.

1982
01:27:36,418 --> 01:27:37,668
You can't escape.

1983
01:27:37,668 --> 01:27:40,543
- Yes, this rubber can take
any amount of pressure.

1984
01:27:40,543 --> 01:27:41,918
- Interesting.

1985
01:27:41,918 --> 01:27:44,168
Wet inside yet dry outside.

1986
01:27:45,209 --> 01:27:46,376
- [Lady Bottomley] Let me get at you.

1987
01:27:46,376 --> 01:27:47,418
Sit still.

1988
01:27:47,418 --> 01:27:49,209
- [Snotty] Stop that!

1989
01:27:49,209 --> 01:27:50,918
- You can feel through it, too.

1990
01:27:50,918 --> 01:27:51,876
- Of course, it's so thin,

1991
01:27:51,876 --> 01:27:54,459
you can hardly notice it.

1992
01:27:54,459 --> 01:27:55,293
- Great.

1993
01:27:57,043 --> 01:27:58,168
Great!

1994
01:27:58,168 --> 01:27:59,626
- [Lady Bottomley] You filthy beast.

1995
01:27:59,626 --> 01:28:01,459
I'll have you.

1996
01:28:01,459 --> 01:28:02,959
- I've got it.

1997
01:28:02,959 --> 01:28:05,251
We are gonna make our fortune.

1998
01:28:05,251 --> 01:28:08,626
- Dureneck, our name is going
t0 be 0n everyb0dy's lips.

1999
01:28:08,626 --> 01:28:11,418
My boy, you and I have
a lotto talk about.

2000
01:28:11,418 --> 01:28:12,834
- Oh, papa!

2001
01:28:12,834 --> 01:28:15,168
(chuckling)

2002
01:28:17,043 --> 01:28:19,293
- Perry, 0h, lovely.

2003
01:28:19,293 --> 01:28:21,043
- Okay, what's the deal?

2004
01:28:21,043 --> 01:28:22,959
- Well, I haven't really
thought about it yet.

2005
01:28:22,959 --> 01:28:25,251
- His young Lordship is too modest.

2006
01:28:25,251 --> 01:28:27,168
We have given a certain
amount of consideration

2007
01:28:27,168 --> 01:28:28,668
t0 the subject, haven't we, milord?

2008
01:28:28,668 --> 01:28:29,751
- Anything you say, Hampton.

2009
01:28:29,751 --> 01:28:31,376
- Shall we say 100,000 pounds down

2010
01:28:31,376 --> 01:28:33,334
and 50% 0f the profits?

2011
01:28:33,334 --> 01:28:34,168
- I say, Hampton,

2012
01:28:34,168 --> 01:28:35,168
do you think we can aff0rd--

2013
01:28:35,168 --> 01:28:37,418
- Done, and none of your
putting up the prices,

2014
01:28:37,418 --> 01:28:38,834
a deal is a deal.

2015
01:28:39,876 --> 01:28:42,626
Ah, how does it feel to be a rich man?

2016
01:28:42,626 --> 01:28:44,709
- I don't really know yet.

2017
01:28:44,709 --> 01:28:46,709
- A boy after my own heart,

2018
01:28:46,709 --> 01:28:48,376
you're going to be a self-made man.

2019
01:28:48,376 --> 01:28:51,876
I too am a self-made
man, so was my father.

2020
01:28:51,876 --> 01:28:55,168
When he started, he started
with just his bare hands.

2021
01:28:55,168 --> 01:28:57,834
And three or 400 slaves.

2022
01:28:57,834 --> 01:28:59,126
- Evening all.

2023
01:28:59,126 --> 01:29:00,918
- Ah, good evenin', young Harbottle.

2024
01:29:00,918 --> 01:29:03,168
Come in.
- Evenin', milord.

2025
01:29:03,168 --> 01:29:05,084
Having a spot of bother, I understand?

2026
01:29:05,084 --> 01:29:06,084
- We've had a robbery

2027
01:29:06,084 --> 01:29:08,584
and we believe we may have
apprehended the thief.

2028
01:29:08,584 --> 01:29:10,834
- Ah, guilt written all over his face.

2029
01:29:10,834 --> 01:29:12,168
And what might your name be?

2030
01:29:12,168 --> 01:29:13,751
- Balderdash!

2031
01:29:13,751 --> 01:29:16,334
- Use an alias, are we, Mr. Shuttleworth?

2032
01:29:16,334 --> 01:29:18,084
You can't fool me.

2033
01:29:18,084 --> 01:29:20,543
- [Lady Bottomley] I'm
looking for his weapon.

2034
01:29:20,543 --> 01:29:22,834
- We knew you'd want to
search him straightaway

2035
01:29:22,834 --> 01:29:24,126
so we kept him here.

2036
01:29:24,126 --> 01:29:27,126
- Very wise, Mr. Hampton, very wise.

2037
01:29:28,418 --> 01:29:30,126
- He hasn't got one.

2038
01:29:30,126 --> 01:29:32,334
- Yes, always suspected that, Hampton.

2039
01:29:32,334 --> 01:29:34,001
Voice didn't break 'til he was 20.

2040
01:29:34,001 --> 01:29:35,834
- I remember, milord, yeah.

2041
01:29:35,834 --> 01:29:38,584
- Come on, Lady Bottomley,
if you please, madam.

2042
01:29:38,584 --> 01:29:40,793
Now, upstairs, Mr. Shuttleworth.

2043
01:29:40,793 --> 01:29:43,043
UP YOU 90 Sir, up you go.

2044
01:29:43,043 --> 01:29:44,793
Come on, sir, up, 0h.

2045
01:29:45,834 --> 01:29:46,668
Madam.

2046
01:29:48,501 --> 01:29:50,793
- [Lady Bottomley] You rapist, rape!

2047
01:29:50,793 --> 01:29:51,626
- The jewels, the jewels!

2048
01:29:51,626 --> 01:29:52,668
- Oh, the jewels.

2049
01:29:52,668 --> 01:29:53,709
- Most appaling privations.

2050
01:29:53,709 --> 01:29:55,751
I'm just a simple lad
come up from Down Under.

2051
01:29:55,751 --> 01:29:56,584
Ah, hello?

2052
01:29:58,543 --> 01:29:59,709
- Caught red-handed.

2053
01:29:59,709 --> 01:30:01,376
- I didn't put them
there, somebody else did.

2054
01:30:01,376 --> 01:30:04,501
- Who on earth would do a thing like that?

2055
01:30:04,501 --> 01:30:05,834
- The guy's trying to wriggle out of it.

2056
01:30:05,834 --> 01:30:07,126
- You'd better come along with me, sir.

2057
01:30:07,126 --> 01:30:08,543
You'll have plenty of
chance to make a statement

2058
01:30:08,543 --> 01:30:11,043
down at the station.

2059
01:30:11,043 --> 01:30:13,043
- That's right, there we go.

2060
01:30:13,043 --> 01:30:14,584
- You'll regret this.

2061
01:30:14,584 --> 01:30:15,501
All of you.

2062
01:30:15,501 --> 01:30:17,876
- That's enough, Balderdash,
I mean Shuttleworth.

2063
01:30:17,876 --> 01:30:19,293
It's outrageous.

2064
01:30:19,293 --> 01:30:20,793
I'm at a loss for words.

2065
01:30:20,793 --> 01:30:22,668
To abuse my hospitality like this.

2066
01:30:22,668 --> 01:30:25,209
Go and never darken rne doorstep again.

2067
01:30:25,209 --> 01:30:27,251
- It won't be your doorstep much longer.

2068
01:30:27,251 --> 01:30:28,084
I'll have the lot of you out of here

2069
01:30:28,084 --> 01:30:29,209
by the end of the month.

2070
01:30:29,209 --> 01:30:31,168
- I think not.

2071
01:30:31,168 --> 01:30:33,543
I shall send you my cheque tomorrow.

2072
01:30:33,543 --> 01:30:37,209
- I insist on escorting
him to his cell in person.

2073
01:30:37,209 --> 01:30:38,043
Come.

2074
01:30:40,293 --> 01:30:41,751
- [Snotty] Help.

2075
01:30:41,751 --> 01:30:43,751
- Pater, couldn't I send him the cheque?

2076
01:30:43,751 --> 01:30:45,168
- That's the one I'm talking about, lad.

2077
01:30:45,168 --> 01:30:46,084
- Peregrine, my boy,

2078
01:30:46,084 --> 01:30:47,376
I really like you.

2079
01:30:47,376 --> 01:30:50,293
- Oh, if only Betsy Ann had been a boy,

2080
01:30:50,293 --> 01:30:52,459
you always wanted a son.

2081
01:30:52,459 --> 01:30:54,293
- Perhaps he could have
the next best thing.

2082
01:30:54,293 --> 01:30:55,126
- What's that?

2083
01:30:55,126 --> 01:30:56,918
- A son-in-Iaw.

2084
01:30:56,918 --> 01:30:57,959
- Yes, a son-in-law.

2085
01:30:57,959 --> 01:31:00,793
- A son-in-Iaw, 0h Perry, darling.

2086
01:31:01,668 --> 01:31:05,293
I know we're all gonna
get on just fine together.

2087
01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:08,459
Already I feel so much closer to you.

2088
01:31:08,459 --> 01:31:11,376
- Oh thank you, mater-in-law.

2089
01:31:11,376 --> 01:31:14,459
(gentle piano music)

2090
01:31:19,543 --> 01:31:21,626
- [Lady Cockshute] Oh,
Hampton, you're wonderful.

2091
01:31:21,626 --> 01:31:24,251
- Always my pleasure to serve.

2092
01:31:24,251 --> 01:31:25,584
<i>_</i> [Au] Hampton.

2093
01:31:27,459 --> 01:31:29,918
(gentle string music)

2094
01:31:29,918 --> 01:31:31,168
- Good morning.

2095
01:31:32,876 --> 01:31:34,543
A beautiful day.

2096
01:31:34,543 --> 01:31:36,126
The sun's int' sky,

2097
01:31:36,126 --> 01:31:38,209
Lord Cockshute is in his bath

2098
01:31:38,209 --> 01:31:40,709
and all's well with the world.

2099
01:31:42,834 --> 01:31:44,168
- Mm, breakfast.

2100
01:31:50,084 --> 01:31:53,001
I really feel like it this morning.

2101
01:31:57,209 --> 01:31:58,043
Percy.

2102
01:32:00,459 --> 01:32:04,376
(speaking in foreign language)

2103
01:32:07,168 --> 01:32:11,251
J' Always my pleasure to serve my lady J'

2104
01:32:11,251 --> 01:32:15,918
J' Always my pleasure to serve J'

2105
01:32:15,918 --> 01:32:18,084
J' Your slightest wishes J'

2106
01:32:18,084 --> 01:32:20,543
J' My heart's desire J'

2107
01:32:20,543 --> 01:32:25,543
J' One word from you sets my soul on fire J'

2108
01:32:25,626 --> 01:32:30,584
J' Always my pleasure to serve my lady J'

2109
01:32:30,584 --> 01:32:34,626
J' My love for you will not swerve J'

2110
01:32:34,626 --> 01:32:39,626
J' For I only long to be by your side J'

2111
01:32:39,751 --> 01:32:44,751
J' From morning 'til eventide J'

2112
01:32:45,709 --> 01:32:48,084
J' Here I go, there I go, J'

2113
01:32:48,084 --> 01:32:52,793
J' One face I see smiling at me J'

2114
01:32:52,793 --> 01:32:54,709
Ilsittobef

2115
01:32:54,709 --> 01:32:57,459
J' Twirling round, twirling round J'

2116
01:32:57,459 --> 01:32:59,834
J' Haunting my brain J'

2117
01:32:59,834 --> 01:33:04,834
J' Tell me oh tell me it's not in vain J'

2118
01:33:05,334 --> 01:33:10,334
J' I lie awake and I dream of holding you J'

2119
01:33:11,126 --> 01:33:16,126
J' Night after night without sleeping J'

2120
01:33:16,293 --> 01:33:21,293
J' Say that you know what
I feel in my heart J'

2121
01:33:21,334 --> 01:33:26,334
J' Here is enough for the keeping J'

2122
01:33:28,084 --> 01:33:32,959
J' Always my pleasure to serve my lady J'

2123
01:33:32,959 --> 01:33:37,751
J' My life is being with you J'

2124
01:33:37,751 --> 01:33:42,668
J' Travel the world and
you'll find rne there J'

2125
01:33:42,668 --> 01:33:47,668
J' No matter where if
there's love t0 share J'

2126
01:33:48,084 --> 01:33:52,626
J' If you will give me
your heart, my lady, J'

2127
01:33:52,626 --> 01:33:57,626
J' I'll strain each sinew and nerve J'

2128
01:33:57,709 --> 01:34:02,709
J' Morning and night just to send to you J'

2129
01:34:03,834 --> 01:34:07,668
J' Always my pleasure to serve J'